Charlie Bukowski: The existence of Funyuns implies the existence of Boringyuns.

The existence of Funyuns implies the existence of Boringyuns.

responsibilityuns

B000000000000!👎

market share creeping up

Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityunswww.theonion.com DALLAS–Funyuns, the world leader in artificial onion-ring-flavored and -shaped snack-food items, continues to enjoy an "overwhelming sales lead" over competing brand Responsibilityuns, the trade publi...

Hahaha. 😭

Guess which one my Instacart shopper brought?

👁️👄👁️… Oh gawd. Oh no.

Oh, so just these styrofoam tasting-ass motherfuckers then.

I've never considered myself much of a yinzer, but this just made me realize that I pronounce onions as unyinze... I'm going to need to sit down and think about this.

Killjoyuns

I want some no-nonsenseyuns when it’s time to get down to brass tacks

Boringyuns are the store brand knock off

They’re given out at corporate lunches.

Dragyuns.

Unfunyuns

Mathyuns.

Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityunswww.theonion.com DALLAS–Funyuns, the world leader in artificial onion-ring-flavored and -shaped snack-food items, continues to enjoy an "overwhelming sales lead" over competing brand Responsibilityuns, the trade publi...

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