BREAKING: An Indiana Republican has filed a bill that would allow kids as young as 14 to drop out and work on corporate farms during school hours.
Kids would only need to complete 8th grade in order to work 40 hours a week as a farm laborer.
And if they miscarry while working in the fields, someone needs to refer that to the District Attorney's office, stat. The only thing worse than a pregnant teenager without a menial job is a pregnant teenager who is too criminally negligent to quit her menial job for her maternal health.
