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Happy Pride!

Witch, poet, crafter, queer, elder millenial, etc, etc. Just so you know what you're getting into.

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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 21 hr
It works great w hot dogs, so I'd try it.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 20 hr
(Smooth, on the bun, no other toppings.)
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 5 days
Yo anyone miss Farscape?
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 5 days
New York folks! NYPL is "delighted to celebrate his life and work by giving away 4,000 Baldwin books across select branches this summer and fall. Each participating library will carry a selection of books, with themes ranging from “Page to Screen: Baldwin on Film” to “Literary Romance.” #BlackSky
Avatar Victoria Law @victorialaw.bsky.social · 5 days
NYC!! www.nypl.org/blog/2024/07...
Pick Up a Free James Baldwin Title in Celebration of His 100th Birthday | The New York Public Librarywww.nypl.org The New York Public Library is celebrating the 100th anniversary of the birth of James Baldwin one of our largest adult book giveaways!
Celebrating 100 Years of James Baldwinwww.nypl.org Join The New York Public Library to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the birth of writer and activist James Baldwin with special exhibitions, free programs for all ages, book giveaways, and more.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 6 days
Friendly reminder to always greet: Deers, foxes, the forest at large. You just never know.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 6 days
I got a rash just reading that.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 6 days
Please let Moonbun know they are perfect and beautiful!
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 6 days
My cat is the mayor of TuxieTown, but here is the King!
Avatar Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6 days
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT BEAST
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 9 days
I wrote about the criminalization of solidarity and followed up with the Stop Cop City movement for Lux Magazine. lux-magazine.com/article/cop-...
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 9 days
I'm sorry, no. That can't be real. Reality can't be that dumb.
Avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 9 days
Eric Adams opened this morning’s press conference by rolling a garbage bin up to the podium, placing a bag of trash in it, and saying “welcome to our trash revolution” while Empire State of Mind played in the background
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Kim Hu @kimhu.bsky.social · 11 days
potato.
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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it. @myandra.bsky.social · 11 days
I think everybody who owns a dog, should allow them to go out after July 4th and bark exceedingly for 2 solid weeks, non-stop, from 8 in the morning until midnight as payback.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 10 days
This is, at once, why I no longer wish to teach and have a burning desire to teach again.
Avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11 days
Well this is grim
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 10 days
Your mom looks a little like mine. That's probably just from being a mom in the 90s. Unless we have one hell of a reveal coming at us.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 11 days
Boy howdy I saw the wrong half of that image first.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 11 days
Check these! Gorgeous!
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
And a hearty fuck you to whoever is still off fireworks *tonight*. After 9pm. Just a barrage of them.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
Heck this humidity. We're going to the Chinese buffet.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
And spouse and I got trapped in the "I'm ready....are you?" Feedback loop.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
Please have one Absolutely Correct award. I often describe that cult as using rapist logic.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
In my gazebo with the elder one. It's too humid in the NE to walk him proper, but I want him to have the time outside #oldmandog
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
I must measure the lady now. She's. Not very tall. When we first got her I thought she had some Basset due to her kinda stumpy front legs.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 12 days
Holy smokes, I thought this was our dog!
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 13 days
This but unironically.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 13 days
I've decided that this afternoon I'm going to purge my craft supplies again. I have a grand plan to relocate the craft desk into a (large) closet. Less stuff and less floor space around the desk means I clean up more. And use it more.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 13 days
Of course, we can visit the circus. I want you to connect with your people.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 13 days
Ooh, and an open pantry. I put a shelving unit in the kitchen. The food is basically on a bookshelf now and it was such a game changer.
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 15 days
www.tumblr.com/ingdamnit/75...
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 15 days
Husband if you don't design that logo......so help me.
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The Mediocre Key of Solomon @lizdamnit.bsky.social · 15 days
I saw the best IRL straight men of my generation destroyed by penised lesbians, starving hysterical naked...
Avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 15 days
Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written