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healed his dick AND allowed him to grow the greatest mullet in hockey history, what can peanut butter not do???

Jagr Peanut Butter (1995-1997): After reporting that he was able to heal a groin injury by "rubbing peanut butter on it," Pittsburgh Penguins' RW Jaromir Jagr was able to land his own line of creamy PB

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GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???

a treatise

On Comingyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Symphonic Distribution On Coming · Machine Girl U-Void Synthesizer ℗ 2020 Machine Girl Released on: 2020-02-27 Composer: Sean T Kelly Writer: Matt Stephenson Auto-generated by YouTube.

hey bike friends imma be real with you I do not need to see every cup of coffee you drank before and after a ride, why do you keep posting this shit

I'm so serious about this. le tour needs a denim jersey for the most regular dude who goes out and just mashes his pedals like he's swinging a hammer at a job site. it's like the most combative jersey, but it also involves a time card

they need a denim jersey for "people's champ" so he could win that one too

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It’s the dream of every hot sauce maker to someday name a hot sauce something so perverted they get sent to jail for it

they found the most jersey kid alive to be on bear and the big blue house "watah, love it! it goes splesh splesh splesh"

seems like a riddle that's already been solved by various sex toy manufacturers

"DON'T MASTURBATE"

even in the US when the williams brothers basically took over crit racing, there was a whoooole lot of code word shit going around about them in the sport. there's a LOT to criticize about how that team keeps punching people, but there's been toxic crit teams before that haven't been called thugs

getting into euro dominated sports has been an amazing insight into how insanely fucking racist Europeans are

okay, they finally said "lots of history happening here," that's something lol

TdF announcers and commentators actually acknowledge the black man in 2nd in the points category challenge: euro difficulty

who out there do we think has dilf vibes, doing some research for when I bust out of my chrysalis and evolve

may I humbly present my entry:

let’s remember some guys, album cover edition

TdF announcers and commentators actually acknowledge the black man in 2nd in the points category challenge: euro difficulty

heard a great song today

Lexnour - The Counting Song (1 to 100) (Audio)youtu.be Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WEZ5trd1RBSfes5AwTTnS?si=4b972c4d7928443bSoundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/alex-nour145/lexnour-the-counting-song-...

when your day sucks, make gumbo and it sucks way less

wanna see a Ghost Dad fancam set to chillwave music

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if your candidate can't put together a minimal techno set that makes me feel like a single blissed out atom vibrating in a cosmic sea of like-minded atoms then your candidate cannot be said to be serious about the economy

I wonder what dogs think we're saying when we fart really loud

if there's one thing you need to know about me it's that I'm unafraid to be sobbing while watching the tour de France doc on netflix about events I already watched live and/or knew about

I would lay hands on that yeti that would be like shaved mongoose ripping up his body

SkiFree (1991)

dear bluesky: my friend who had a minor stroke is in the hospital (boo), but is on the mend (yay), but caught COVID for the first time (boo) but is on the mend (yay) posted an insta reel of him looking insane and like he's jerking off to a jurassic 5 song and I dunno what to do here

there's no beer in the house left, only liquor, so that means I will absolutely not be watching the debate tonight

just learned about nightmusic, probably one of the most insanely stacked variety shows I've ever heard of

Sunday Night (American TV program) - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

bless robert and his endless stream of musical diarrhea

having a fun night learning about music

this is the same energy as people walking on the treadmill in jeans with no headphones in for like, an hour

This is barbaric and these men must be studied for science www.gq.com/story/why-me...

Why Men Are ‘Rawdogging’ Flightswww.gq.com “I've got DMs on Instagram like, ‘Bro, you need to teach us how to bareback flights,’” says a pioneer of the swashbuckling trend.

requesting a time change on a meeting to a specific time then replying "tentative," as a bit

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Very nice headline now let's see the pull quote

I would simply show this man the inside of a trash can and take his wallet, leaving his little feeties kicking in the air

Very nice headline now let's see the pull quote

somebody at this party just described their ex-boyfriend as a "car stealsman"

after today's crans montana XC course: "tom pidock simply can not start a race well" is becoming more law than running joke

I'm watching yesterday's crans mountain short track and "tom pidock get a good start in any sport he races in" challenge: impossible continues