Amy A: Tesla guys approaching Heaven’s Gate levels of zealotry except HG had a better chance of going to space

Tesla guys approaching Heaven’s Gate levels of zealotry except HG had a better chance of going to space

The same guys complaining about the unhoused ruining San Francisco say it's cool to, um, LIVE IN YOUR TESLA

Big Shannon Hamilton vibes on that guy. “I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.”

unkind. hilarious. true.

Funny how "having more than one outfit" and "showering regularly" never enter into these deluded fanbois equation...

Wait, you can have a couple of outfits if you store them at the dry cleaner's. Also you can shower at the office, if you choose your employer correctly. Heck, you can sleep under your desk.

"Choose your employer correctly." That's adorable. 🤣

better web design too

All this tells me is that they paid too much for their car and now have to live in it because can't afford an apartment.

LIKE BUDDHA, I HAVE BECOME UNATTACHED TO THINGS These guys wouldn't know introspection if it kicked them in the head.

Maybe he’d have a place if he hadn’t of chucked out so much cabbage for that garbage vehicle.

Like to see him try that in a Chevy Volt.

He got thrown out by his wife for cheating.

I look at that post and think, "Dude is going to regret the hell out of this once he swings back out of his manic spell."

I have a full sized van with a very comfortable bed in it but I still don't want to downsize and live in it.

HG had cooler shoes, too

😂

Yeah, at most the battery exploding gets you into a low-earth orbit

It reads like he's trying to convince us, but more himself, that he didn't spend way too much on junk because they thought it was a smart investment. "Yeah, it's sexpensive & everyone hates it, but look how skinny I am & I learned how to gather rain water."

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