2 weeks ago... stopping through Iowa to say, "HI!" to the flood. "HI FLOOD! I know, I know, you're really trying to make it all the way to my house. But it's easy enough to see you when you're surrounding the area anyway, so that's close enough for me."
#closeenough#flooding#prettyviewthough
I sometimes eat a banana while driving. When I've finished I it I throw the skin out of the window and shout "Mario Kart Wiiiii!" I don't think any cars behind me have spun off yet though.
They say variety is the spice of life... so thanks overtone.
Also... this is not a paid advertisement, but they should fucking sponsor me.
#hairshit#overtone#itsgoodstuff
The Pod Save guys calling on Biden to resign are so fucking funny. Just a bunch of Obama speech writers who every week interview Democratic Party insiders and also occasionally Biden himself being like “wow holy smokes folks we just now noticed this oh jeez golly!” lol eat shit
Met my now wife when a mutual friend set up a threesome. I'm quite proud of that fact, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone. I'm always told I have to say we met "through friends" and absolutely nothing else if asked.
