Earlier today, I was watching a YouTube video and the main video stopped to allow the host to do an ad for their own line of products, when the the video cut to another ad. We've ad-ceptioned. The ads are being interrupted by other ads.
Haven't seen Shapiro in a long time, deliberately. Gosh, he looks so much more macho and grown up with that beard.
No, wait, the other thing. "Like a fucking dickhead." He looks like a fucking dickhead with that beard. I refuse to believe it's not drawn on.
I wonder what the attendance numbers were for the Trump rally vs. the number of Trumpers who will now claim to have been there. It's going to become the Red Foxx walk-off of assassination attempts.
Kids today don't know what it was like to memorise the controls of a game you haven't played yet from a little booklet you read on the bus on the way home, and fuck me, I'm Grandpa Simpson, somehow...
"Nikki Rain is a bounty hunter by day and an exotic dancer by night, but when her something somethings, she's forced to... fucking... look, there will be some extremely softcore dancing in this and a few actors you vaguely recognise. It's the 90s, what else are you going to do with your evening?!"
Tulsa King was an interesting idea turned into the most banal slop possible.
This gangster is the hero, see! He's played by Sly Stallone! He's creating jobs! Criminals are just misunderstood! There are literally no downsides to the mafia coming to town!
It's always important to find locally-sourced horror. I was chased through the woods by one of those imported chainsaw-wielding maniacs the other day and it's just not the same.
A slight incline could beat Donald Trump. A grade-school test paper could beat Donald Trump. Hell, Stormy Daniels beat Donald Trump, the Democrats should run her!
Only person to ever beat Donald Trump, as though Trump is some kind of unstoppable campaigning machine instead of a fat, rapey asshole who's 1 and 1 for elections.
I work as a postman and can confirm that sometimes the company satnav takes you somewhere that is nowhere near the address. Never Karachi as of yet, but I don't necessarily rule it out.
