elizabeth

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critics are calling her the next Tommy Tallarico

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[Michael Jackson voice] Larry I’m on DuckTales Larry I’m on DuckTales I’m on DuckTales Larry

I am “just asked Siri to remind me to bring my earplugs to the show tomorrow” years old

that poor couch…

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“delete and block campaign text every ten minutes” summer

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more and more people are saying masha the dog will be kamala harris’s running mate. how would you feel about a harris/the dog ticket?

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dude’s rock: dudes rock

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I heard there was a secret tree that you fell out of suddenly but you don't really care for context, do ya

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to the joker this is just a town

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hell yeah sing it brother

#birdbot

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Not that Tenacious actually

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oh wow really, you are saying twitter is bad? and you have new screenshots to prove it? wow i can’t believe it, spread the word

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one thing i always consider before i hit the post button is will this negatively impact the future market profitability of bluesky

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I think there's something wrong with my fruit

if you try to match my freak, i will become even freakier. now it’s a competition and i will not lose.

[movie trailer guy voice] in a world where my neighbors shut the hell up at night

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molar maul, image sequence, zx spectrum (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/48309/m...

if you gave me photoshop I’d become too powerful, god himself told me this

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idk how to explain this but i strongly feel that JD Vance is related to the Hamburglar

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Come see what we’ve got to sell, say hi, and take lol pics of weird old stuff!

We're having a Garage Sale! Come visit us here in Portland on August 3rd, 10 AM–4 PM, at our old office location, and bring home something weird & fun. (Psst: there will be exclusive Garage Sale shirts!) RSVP here: panic.com/garage-sale

I went and everyone knew you

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Okay the season finale of America! is going to be off the chain in November

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Can't believe he did what he did but he died a martyr.

Breaking News: Richard Simmons, who for years was the face of home fitness through his popular videos and energetic personality, has died at 76.

Richard Simmons, Exercise and Fitness Personality, Dies at 76www.nytimes.com With his exuberant can-do spirit, Mr. Simmons appealed to a wide following to get moving with exercise videos like “Sweatin’ to the Oldies.”

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you're probably wondering how i ended up in this box

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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought

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We’re raising some shell in Another Crab’s Treasure with Aquarium staffers Cristian and Rylee! Join us Thurs., July 11 at 3:30 p.m. PT on Twitch or YouTube as we chat about clawesome crustaceans and how we can protect their ocean (and mobile!) homes. It’s shore to be a shelluva good time! 🎮 🦀 🐚

I’m mice-maxing, I am using two mice at the same time.