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klee ☕️

@madmaxandmatch.bsky.social

i always joke. and i always do it seriously.

28|white|she/her
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The Gyoza Fairy is our friend
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i need to be on a beach somewhere in five seconds or i will explode
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“When caught in a bear trap, sometimes a wolverine will simply gnaw its own leg off to escape.”
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going ✈️ the boys finale….pouring one out for neuman….
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f. gilbane, inc., pawtucket, rhode island, 1978
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I feel like I have a lot of problems that will eventually be solved by other, greater problems.
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gooooodmorning everybody happy saturday 💕💕💕
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Daily bunny no.2555 is behind the times
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The International Court of Justice has issued its opinion and the conclusion is loud and clear: Israel’s occupation and annexation of the Palestinian territories are unlawful, and its discriminatory laws and policies against Palestinians violate the prohibition on racial segregation and apartheid.
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this week has been sooooo dark and bad mentally but i woke up in an excellent mood today out of nowhere and i’m so relieved it’s crazy we really needed this!
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A line of code has gotten itself stuck in the Suez Canal
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Cozy little pig for your timeline. 💚
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goooooodmorning everybody happy friday 💓💓💓
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The emperor sets all his tweets to "Everybody can reply," as a matter of ancient custom. This, of course, does not mean you should reply to him. There are formalities to be observed.
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YIPPPEEEEE
Conservative pundit Lou Dobbs — infamous for hardline anti-immigrant views and for pushing Obama birther theories — has died at 78, Trump announced
Lou Dobbs Dead At 78, Trump Announceswww.huffpost.com The conservative media personality was 78.
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goooodmorning everybody happy thursday 💞💞💞
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why don’t you sit down and eat one half of this package of wild berry pop tarts i just toasted? bro look at the icing doesn’t it make you feel like a taco bell from the 90s? bro i love you
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okay i don’t know what cf is like here but i but i just had to spend $250 that i don’t have to get my car fixed up after my tire blew and i would really appreciate any help i can get 🫶🏻 i’m kleetheworld on v& ca
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this is a real tweet
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watching sucker punch for the first time i know basically nothing but oscar isaac just showed up so we’re well on our way to five stars
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just called and found a place to replace my tires and then called another place and requested a tow i think everybody in the world should give me one million dollars for completing these tasks