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Alienating the horse girl vote for sure
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Wonder how many children she has shot
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I can pretty much guarantee you that no shots have come near those children.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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It’s the “Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” model with guns and increasingly adorable creatures. She’s working her way up to Pandas.
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Red Pandas. Duck and cover, little guy.
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Noem's bed is made of a thousand of these tails...
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I can relate to Noem here, because when my wife found out I was sleeping with the babysitter I tried to explain that it was no big deal since I was also sleeping with her sister. Told her I'm just authentic. anyway, I'm divorced and I don't see my kids much...
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but it's just Kristi Noem relocating her family farm further south.
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Sometimes there is an old sick horse that is suffering that needs to be put down, humanely, but I can't think of a situation where there would be a reason to put down 3 at once for the life of me.
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They kept moving around, and she had to take several attempts to hit the right one..?
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And here I was thinking Noem’s extensive plastic surgery was her way to avoid the cops
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"I needed to have my fingerprints removed purely for cosmetic reasons."
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keep going I want to know what other beloved animals she's killed
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I would check for heads in her freezer, honestly
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These people don't give a shit what the optics are, their whole schtick is that they can do what they want because they are on top of the hierarchy.
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Where the FUCK are the God Damned police?
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Imagine thinking that more dead animals is the answer to your PR nightmare
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“South Dakota’s governor, Kristi Noem, has undergone a total makeover in recent years. Strategists say that her new, more “glamorous” look [including new teeth] is meant to appeal to… Donald Trump.” Before and After photos. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/20/s...
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Are we witnessing career seppuku? God, I hope so!
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Seppuku implies some kind of shame is involved. This is more like an '80s action movie villain who's too enraged at the hero to notice that they're completely soaked in gasoline just before they pull the trigger on their revolver
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"And I'll kill another one every day until you start liking me again!"
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Maybe she should just not buy so many animals
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exhume the gravel pit! who else is there
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Asks aid, “What’s more beloved than a dog? A horse? Yeah, I killed one. Three actually.”
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Like pouring water on a gease fire
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Man what the heck is going on here
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"I don't see what the big deal is. My family shoots each other all the time. Hey, Robbie! My son, Robbie. BRING THE GUN ROBBIE! Watch this. Kid takes it like a champ. ROBBIE!!!"
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I would pay folding money to see someone put a microphone in her face and ask Krisella de Noem to estimate how many defenseless animals she's executed over the years.
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She liked it. She really, really liked it.
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Good to know that her media team hates her as much as the rest of us
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Real “you think THAT’s bad?” hours