Matt Round

It is weird how close Biden vs Trump is to a 2000AD satire circa 1984. The old guy versus the corrupt capitalist in a baseball cap eating burgers and travelling everywhere in a golf buggy because he's too lazy too walk.

I grew up in the 80s and 90s thinking Bond villains were over the top caricatures fed to me by lazy screenwriters so their stories make sense and I would like to formally apologize to all of these writers.

Fascinating that Rishi Sunak's most obvious lasting impact on the UK will be the gradual ban on smoking

Visited some of his fave places to celebrate his birthday, including the spot where he had his first ever walk off the lead. Pictured just before flopping over onto his side for a snooze

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here, i fixed it

user experience design is my passion

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Roses are red Egg sandwiches have cress

News website of the year.

This pup is now 14 years old

We didn't think he'd make it to today, but he woke me up before 6am as usual and is now thrashing the hell out of his new toy

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⚡️ We’ve recovered YET ANOTHER game from the arcc tapes! Maze of the Minotons is now available to all level 1+ users vole.wtf/arcc/

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

One of my fave projects, as well as the rain/poo/wiper stuff I like that there's proper working local radio

🏖️🚗 Relive this UK summer any time with our highly accurate simulation vole.wtf/british-seas...

British Seaside Simulator 🏖️🚗vole.wtf Fully experience the sights and sounds of the UK’s coastal resorts. Features Scarborough, Llandudno, Weston-super-Mare, Margate, Oban, Whitby & more.

(just replaced 2 broken stations & added workaround for a weird new Safari CSS glitch)

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My obituary for the late, great Shelley Duvall. www.bfi.org.uk/features/she...

Shelley Duvall obituary: the unique star of The Shining, 3 Women and Popeyewww.bfi.org.uk Duvall, who has died aged 75, epitomised the risk-taking and innovation of Hollywood's golden era with a suite of masterful performances for Robert Altman and, later, a terror-inducing turn in The Shi...

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🏖️🚗 Relive this UK summer any time with our highly accurate simulation vole.wtf/british-seas...

British Seaside Simulator 🏖️🚗vole.wtf Fully experience the sights and sounds of the UK’s coastal resorts. Features Scarborough, Llandudno, Weston-super-Mare, Margate, Oban, Whitby & more.

This'll feel familiar to anyone who played Mazogs/Maziacs, and there's at least one more game in the works (plus possibly something for the launch anniversary on Christmas Day)

⚡️ We’ve recovered YET ANOTHER game from the arcc tapes! Maze of the Minotons is now available to all level 1+ users vole.wtf/arcc/

(hardly anyone will play new stuff on there, but even the 3D apps are really easy to create and I like that it's a weird little network of its own)

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Pretty funny that just because your son went on to be famous, people hundreds of years into the future know you got fined for leaving a pile of shit outside your house one time

This project would've run out of its free hosted Protomaps quota around now & risked getting blocked, luckily setting up my own map server was fairly painless (& will hopefully be cheap) vole.wtf/hellmouth/

Hellmouth Finder 🔥👹🔥vole.wtf The UK’s 746 portals to the underworld, finally revealed!

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Ah OK! Didn't know you were a Cintiq user, that certainly won't be cheap, ouch

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I need lots of money fast to replace my just exploded graphics tablet, so remember how I sell prints, why not treat yourselves, 20% off all this week.

What type/size of tablet do you use? (might have a suitable replacement, probably too small but worth checking)

Yes, I'm keeping going with this nonsense, and yes, I am rather proud of the title of the latest blog post

🔫👵🏻 We’ve added new fanart, blog posts and a ‘letter’; podcast’s on its way! stopormy.mom

StopOrMy.Mom 🔫👵🏻 “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” fansitestopormy.mom All about the classic 1992 action comedy starring Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty, with news, GIFs, fanart & more.

The hound started nagging me to get up at 5:15 and for the past hour has been thrashing the hell out of his toys or barking at me to play. No idea where he's getting the energy from at his age (14 on Wednesday) & with his serious ailments (too many to list)

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MC Hammer’s first draft needed some work

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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

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I'd fuck a ghost if I met one

The most amazing thing I saw today: old bloke shouting at his family, “Stop all this aggravation. I do the aggravation. I AM aggravation!”