Max Berger: Imagine if the New York Times reported that a worm had eaten part of your brain and then died in your skull and everyone’s reaction was like, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Imagine if the New York Times reported that a worm had eaten part of your brain and then died in your skull and everyone’s reaction was like, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Right HIS BRAIN KILLED IT. THE THING THAT LIVES ON EATING BRAINS. I can't decide if this makes him less or in fact more eligible to be president

it's gonna be a less from me dog

Big brain, very powerful, kills worms

dumb brain, dumb as hell, kills worms tho

Plot twist: the worm died of mercury poisoning.

it died of starvation!

Which does bad things to brain, so bad brain kills worm.

In fairness it sounds like the brain doesn't kill these things it just dies when it can't fully develop into an adult in the brain

Are we being fair to the worm or the brain or the brainless man

To the worm of course.

The brain mostly just freaks the fuck out when the dead wormsac starts rotting. That is often the point where people seek medical help, because of the sudden, debilitating inflammation.

Kneel before God Emperor of Dune.

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we're all thinking it

Squished by all of the rocks in there is my guess

Speaking as someone who was born with a fucked up brain, it's amateurish at best. Oh, you had a thingie in your brainsludge? And it made you have to deal with impacted neural activity for a bit? And it was SUPER ANNOYING? Boo hoo. Fuck off.

second panel should be a worm mopping the sweat from its brow

Dammit.

It actually boosted my mood to learn something that makes so much sense. Reassuring really…how many more awful people out there have brain worms! Can’t be zero!

Has Trump ever had a head x-ray?

He’s too dense for x-rays to penetrate

Call him “Wormy Daniels”

underrated post.

I think it probably died of starvation

Here for this comment!

Yup, my first thought was, "well that explains a lot"

There needs to be a counter on the internet for people to click a button that says “That explains everything!”

The bastard also used this worm excuse as a reason he couldn't pay his first ex wife so much money due to "cognitive decline." What a colossal dick.

Scientific consensus: brainworms don't literally eat your brain. RFK Jr.: don't tell me what to think, brainworms literally ate my brain.

Live your life in a way that...

At least a few people's reaction was "Oh the poor thing, starving to death like that."

The context is important, he made this claim because he was trying to reduce alimony in his divorce

I only wish I had such a sound explanation for the way I am.

It makes sense because I finally understand why he thinks Ivermectin is a cure-all.

"Glad to be featured in the paper of record"

Can we vote for the worm?

yep, that scans

The family too, tbh.

I mean. It explains so many people though.

Just like a best man speech at a wedding.

And the people who support him say that's my guy

🏆 🤲

I mean... There was that gal that told the info wars folks they had brainworms and it just caught on. Did she predict the future? Or was she a secret time traveler sent to the past?

I wanna know why the worm died.

And my parents still love him.

"Just a part?"

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