Max Kennerly: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Something I love about this place is that all the shitposters have graduate degrees

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

I confess I did suspect that

Gorilla warfare should come in useful during the ape uprising at least

Needs a graduate degree update tho. I'll have you know I defended the best thesis on the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret reads about Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 conference talks. I am trained in graduate seminars and I'm the most snide questioner in the entire US academia.

Good to know someone has our backs if the gorillas invade

What did you just say to me?!

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