mean things I say to myself: I highly recommend setting up a Google Alert for your own name so you can see what you are up to in alternate universes and timelines

I highly recommend setting up a Google Alert for your own name so you can see what you are up to in alternate universes and timelines

Alternate me has a phd in nursing and has been a noted teacher and researcher for decades It's honestly depressing lol

Me too!

I'm glad our alternates have been living their best lives lol

Apparently I'm a very successful doctor or a murder victim. What fun!

Oooh, options!

Somewhat related, a Google image search of my name turned this up. Even the middle name is right. The middle name had not been part of the search.😳

You're a ghost! This whole time!? 😭🤣

Apparently. When I was in college, on the 1st day of my Chaucer seminar course, the prof was doing roll call to put names & faces together. She gets 3 names in & says, "Susan FAITH?!?!" rather than my last name. Turns out, she was also a Susan Faith. Who knew it was such a popular combo?

Lol, right?! Apparently a strong combo

A few years ago, I was a very promising HS volleyball player

My doppelgänger is a semi-famous lawyer academic in South Korea who wrote something fantastic enough that if you type in my name into google it says “(my name)-saving us from ourselves.” Great job other me!

i’d like really really rather not 😅

I’ve watched that show Dark Matter—no thanks.

I dream in those alternate universes and timelines, so I’m good, thanks.

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