ARadSkullMug

@spitandtears.bsky.social

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Vintage artisanal locally-sourced mixed-use development. Still not sure what I am trying to find here. You can also find me on https://ohai.social. #fuckcancer

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Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires Me: how did they get prevented before I was born Smokey the Bear: ok well yes, others can also- Me: too late Smokey the Liar

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wait is that good news out of the UK *and* France in the same week??! *stares meaningfully at the US*

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Autocorrect that isn’t shit? I’m this economy??

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i do not in any way condone violence nor am i a particularly political person, but with the possible exception of ted cruz, there may be no more punchable person in american politics than jd vance

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Tired of teaching myself to not be afraid of things I shouldn't have to ever encounter, like instead of being less of afraid of rats maybe my landlord could kill them and instead of being less afraid of cops maybe my mayor should

Taking a dump at work and I can tell someone in a neighboring stall is watching Euro 2024. I am kinda engrossed to be honest

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Senior Conservative Jacob Rees-Mogg loses North East Somerset and Hanham seat to Labour #BBCElection live ⬇️

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better… No Country for Old Shrek

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado

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sorry to the United Kingdom but if you want to upstage us on our special fireworks day an election isn't going to do it. we don't even know how those work

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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

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we're all just gut biomes with internet access

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It's basically a version of fire that is purely entertainment and doesn't get anything done, why would we call that a firework?

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Lemmy knew.

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So if Canada became its own sovereign nation in 1982, then that means that entire country is a millennial lmaoooooo. Enjoy trying to buy a house, eh?

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babe come quick i think the law is broken

Just gonna repost this the next few nights I guess

All you people lighting off fireworks and terrifying my dogs—hope you set your roofs on fire. Fuck’s sake.

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My advice for you is [unintelligible screaming]

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you’re telling me this west is mid

Thinking about the high-wire act I maintain by having the ant spray and the sunscreen *right next* to each other in the garage…

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my mac be like

All you people lighting off fireworks and terrifying my dogs—hope you set your roofs on fire. Fuck’s sake.

What is your favorite black and white movie?

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me when the acid hits

*Trusting that we’ve already got a federal law on the books explicitly forbidding poop in the drinking water, among other things*

BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court just undid decades of regulatory law, making it far more difficult for federal agencies to issue rules and regulations that carry out broad mandates enacted by Congress.

Supreme Court whacks the so-called 'administrative state'www.npr.org The decision overturned Chevron v. The Natural Resources Defense Council, a 1984 decision that was not particularly controversial when it was announced 40 years ago.

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annoyed that they didn't make the presidential debate an episode of Hot Ones

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attn scholarly organizations, this is now considered best practice

Sorry I can’t help you hide the body—just no good for that since the hernia surgery. But would you like some biscotti on your way out?

SERIAL KILLER UNMASKED

I feel like I could post that I’m the zodiac killer right now and it would go undetected

Seeing enough on the skyline to convince me that my choice to read was the better one

[David Lee Roth voice] PANAMA…