mean things I say to myself

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Too tired and crusty to write content for Clorox. Third wife material. Follow the nipples of your intuition. Don't ever explain.
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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

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Finally getting a chance to play “Not Like Us” for the whole family and grandma is INTO THAT SHIT

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When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.

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RIP Thomas Jefferson you would have loved rotel cheese dip

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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?

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Don’t worry, everyone gets a hot dog. If the store is open. Half a hot dog, minimum.

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Love your initiative, Timmy, but we don’t have time for hot dogs from scratch

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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself

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Being born on the Fourth of July doesn’t make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.

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Might just fuck around and admit between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

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I don’t have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.

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If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything

Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can

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One of the best and and most original @tuskjenkins.bsky.social

If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything

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If I could only take one recommendation it would be this one.

If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything

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I get so irked by other people in Jeeps waving that a guy in a Nissan just waved at me and I thought I was losing it. Lowkey forgot kindness existed

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Kingdom Animalia, Class Insecta

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I was raised by mountain people who taught me to be my own starter pack

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Using my one Fourth of July wish from the skoal long cut fairy to make professional wrestling real

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Convinced that no one will ever love me based on my rudimentary understanding of how a compass works

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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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Anemone, as you know, means too many little hugs in a friendship is sneaky and carnivorous

July 4th, at best, is a deeply nostalgic holiday, and since I am headed to my parents' for an overcooked hamburger on the grill, I might go full 80s kid: use a Rocket Pop for lip balm & chew gum and stick it in my jean skirt pocket. My mom will love it as much when I am 45 as she did when I was 4

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Why yes, I am a DOG person. (Delusions Of Grandeur)

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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good

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A tablecloth of turtles that scatter as you approach, leaving the dinnerware undisturbed. This is the shell game of the bog repertoire.

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More like Inattendance Day, amirite?

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Ouija Board: G-E-T B-E-N-T L-O-S-E-R Me: …grandma?

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Hungry hungry hummingbirds