waylon jennings bryan

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most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

whitmer/ pritzker salvation ticket please.

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Sundance

i say that too. a friend of the devil is a friend of mine.

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Sundance

glad you didn’t break the collarbone. looks gnarly but i hope you heal up quickly. bruising is gonna suck. you’re still alive and you can still ride. happy you made it.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

i have been and seen both on foot and with a bike. once you get over the shock you can still defend yourself with broken ribs while wearing birkenstocks. but it’s not a best option. until you survive.

this chalk art goes hard

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I’m Da Zomby Woof

haven’t seen big love but he rocked in twister

i got the door person a gatorade and i was like “she keeps getting me to talk and while i’m not saying “witch” because that’s perjorative but that one is an adept. she busted my ass again today and i was like “you win this round”

there’s a place in my neighborhood where i always get the same thing and pay in cash and tip well and i do not have to speak. there’s one cutie bartender who gets the bit and she got me to speak today and was like “i always try to make you talk” and i’m like omfg right now.

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geoffrey

it’s a terrific mélange

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Adam Jay

the jojo potatoes are a great deal

wesley willis making some salient points here. if only he’d written a “cut your neckbeard” song. maybe i’ll get a ukelele and do youtu.be/UaPk-TGwHEg?...

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sometimes you’ve got to share the good news and just let it rip

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geoffrey

they’re lightly chocolate covered wafer cookies and peanut butter in between and they are an absolute joy. at any temperature. but on a hot day in the kitchen a frozen or refrigerated one is heavenly. cronchy chocolate peanut butter bliss. not super sweet. also put fleur de sel on top like a rolo.

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geoffrey

it’s getting late here too which is why i make sure i have stuff like this on days i close. also realized i left a bunch of kefir in the walk in at work and when i wake up i’ll have to text them to not fuck with that. i got the nutty bars for sharing but do not dip into my kefir.

also, do you know about putting like little debbie nutty bars in the fridge or freezer? honestly i’ve blown so many minds with the concept. especially in the summer they are so perfect when its hot - the texture and mouthfeel is so refreshing. and they are not expensive.

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geoffrey

didn’t mean to make you jelly. just after getting absolutely slammed at work and riding the bike home it’s nice to do some bong rips and have a tasty snack that isn’t total junk food

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geoffrey

the bagel process? i’m an advocate especially if you’re saving the lasagna for lunch tomorrow

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geoffrey

i don’t always play with the flavored ones but these are pretty good with the tillamook cheese spread

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waylon jennings bryan

triscuit number one best mass-marketed grocery store cracker, a hill i will absolutely die on

big time agree!!! got a flavored version this time but the original is like : ingredients wheat, canola oil, salt. triscuits don’t fuck around. i get that they’re a snack food but they don’t seem to be completely unhealthy. they should sponsor me.

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Dgar

lol. i caught a falling apple that i elbowed up with a knife today.

i’m also baked in the usa. rock the fuck on triscuits. furthermore this creamy cheese is the bomb dot com and they are a delightful combination. gonna smoke some more of oregon’s finest and go to town on these