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weak of mind and firm of breast. leftist. she/her.
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Beet, orange, goat cheese, pistachio, salmon, kale, lemon vin. It’s fucking delicious.
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
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hey artists: dont use sticker mule they just sent out this email simping for trump
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Thoughts and prayers to all the orcs caught up in the tragic attack on Mount Doom. We blame Gandalf’s decades of alarmist rhetoric about the consequences of Sauron ruling Middle Earth. Today Sauron truly became the ruler of Middle Earth. - Grima Wormtongue
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Wednesday is going to be the best day bc my gallon of hot sauce and eastern NC bbq sauce arrive. Suck it, you miserably stocked CO grocery stores.
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Back to the email factory tomorrow. I feel like maybe if I broke both my wrists? Nahhh. But what if??
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PSA that the best show I’ve ever seen is back on AMC+ and season 4 starts on 7/16.
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I love when a normal dude mansplains IT policy to me as if that’s not been my entire career for the last decade
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This fucking credenza was the most difficult piece I ever put together but it is finally done!
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I've been sitting here wondering "what bird brain out there is going to decide that Trump getting shot at is what clinches it, he's voting for Trump now" and of course it's Elon Musk
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Stole two pieces of bacon off the counter while I was in the bathroom and ate every crumb
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What if this scared him into dropping out? Would never happen but it’s a nice daydream
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eminem is a boring rich old white guy with nothing new or interesting to impart. I'm 36, I grew up on the marshall mathers lp and shit, but holy fuck dude you're 51 years old. go hang out in irrelevancy with marilyn manson, maybe you can take turns shocking each other
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For the record, I don’t condemn shit. Violence is how you motherfuckers keep us in line, so if we’re going to end the violence let’s end ALL the violence. If not, let this be a reminder that the social contract only works when we ALL agree to abide by it.
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Doing my part by spending my Saturday at home alone testing out my new vacuum
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It is pretty weird to see the same people who were calling Trump Hitler 2 a few hours ago suddenly have more empathy for his wellbeing then they've ever shown a single Palestinian
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Can't wait for Republicans and Democrats, who've just spent the last 8 months and counting committing a genocide in Palestine, all rushing to every camera they can find to insist that violence is never the answer.
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Timeline cleanse: last week, our dogwalker took the photo on the left of our dog, Varmint looking shady af. So I photoshopped it into the pic on the right.
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From a Biden campaign official: “The Biden campaign is pausing all outbound communications and working to pull down our television ads as quickly as possible.” — Matt Viser, WaPo
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Just a reminder: it’s good to oppose assassinations. But you are under absolutely no obligation to treat Trumpists and Trump-apologists as people who are honest, or acting in good faith, when they purport to condemn political violence or violent rhetoric. They’re not sincere.
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no matter what else, the proud boys and fascist street groups will be out in fighting force tonight bc they were already planning rallies this weekend they will be more fired up than usual stay safe, stay inside if you can, and pls help the houseless stay safe from their anger if ya can 💕
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No, this is not unprecedented, but when this happened before the world was a very different place than it is now. Comparing the 2020s to the 1970s doesn’t track.
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Oh well. Time to take a bath, read some faerie smut, and return to ignoring the rest of the world.