my man could walk into a bank backed by Seal Team 6 and walk out with bags with dollar signs on them and nobody could do shit about it, and he needs YOUR $5
Literally today the Supreme Court ruled that he can find his own campaign entirely laundered through his own executive power, and he still wants to ask you for a $20.
He (and any previous president) gets all of his campaign money from oligarchs anyway, but "a lot of small donations" is a good PR line his handlers would like to use as an argument for why you should vote for a corpse.
God Emperor of Mankind
I'm asking you to help save the Imperium that we know!
Today the Ecclesiarchy has granted me even more unlimited powers and removed whatever few remaining limits on what I'm allowed to do. However, with your donation of a mere 5 Throne Gelt, we could...
Today's decision by the supreme Court removes virtually all limits on what the President can do.
That's why I, the President, am tragically unable to do anything at all. The rest is up to you. You've got it from here, Drucker. Godspeed.
In the face of two terrible events occurring within less than a week, I'm looking forward to the Democrats really buckling down and sending some great fundraising emails
