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the vibrations of the cars
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In my Obamna era and will not be taking questions at this time
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As @wheystandard.bsky.social accurately observed on the other site, this ought to be grounds for impeachment. Just a breathtaking coercive misuse of public authority for what are fundamentally private purposes.
James Ho, Matthew J. Kacsmaryk, and 11 other right-wing federal judges write to President Shafik that Columbia has become an "incubator of bigotry" and that "absent extraordinary change" they will no longer hire graduates of Columbia—undergrad or law school—as clerks freebeacon.com/wp-content/u...
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WKCR reporting NYPD threatened to arrest Columbia Journalism School dean Jelani Cobb for attempting to make room for his students to report on the police activity.
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Breaking News: Surgeons in Boston transplanted a kidney from a genetically engineered pig into an ailing 62-year-old man, the first procedure of its kind. Organs from genetically engineered pigs one day may make dialysis obsolete. nyti.ms/43qnh3m
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Brittany Watts, the Black Ohio woman who was charged after having a miscarriage in her bathroom toilet, says a nurse called the police on her: www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...
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This man fantasizing publicly about mass murder of migrants governs one of the largest states in the union. Stuff like this really puts saturation coverage of shit like “pronoun signatures are Stalinism” in perspective. bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Again, it's impossible to overstate just how lawless the Fifth Circuit is. They don't even have coherent rules for a party's standing to sue, it's a purely political decision in each case.
The 5th Circuit invalidates the Biden administration’s dishwasher regulations, restoring Trump rules that let new appliances use much more water. Who brought the suit? Not a dishwasher manufacturer, but states that say their employees use dishwashers! s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
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can’t stop reading this as a cover letter for a job in a nuclear physics lab from a used car salesman who just watched oppenheimer
how is this real
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Fox News should be forced to host every republican debate—nbc is legitimizing this circus
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What’s the difference between me and smash mouth? Eventually I do stop cummin
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When my local brewery releases their 69th limited edition hazy IPA
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Me after exactly 1 gummy and 3 hazy ipas
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*next in line at the brewery *guy in front of me with a head ass lookin face: “yeah, I’m gonna do a flight”
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Welcome to Friday, dear followers, let’s hear your weekend plans
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Can I say something without everyone getting mad
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This discussion was my joker origin story moment
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Ron DeSantis was like hey lemme respond to the 9/11 question you guys asked from the debate last month
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*the group finally decides on a place to do beers* My wife: “They don’t have hazy ipas”
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Vivek just said Iowa like he is just learning it’s a state and is still unsure about its pronunciation
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No way eyebrows understands what the Univision reporter is saying to him
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The Senate's dress code should be those Nascar driving suits where you can see everyone who gave buddy money
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It’s nice watching Pence have some successful drive bys on the others knowing it won’t move the needle even a little bit in the polls
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*Asks question [any issue]* “Let’s get to the root of the problem about [any issue], which is that we need to invade Mexico”
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HR tryna talk to me after I destroyed the work bathrooms on three cups of coffee, light mayo bagel, and double cheeked up zyns
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Eyebrows makes a good point: why subsidize electric cars when you don’t subsidize Ford Model Ts