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I just love how Subnautica is like chill pretty satisfying collecting stuff building bases making pals with fishies and then suddenly DEMON ROAR FROM THE ABYSS and I am, not hyperbole, screaming like a terrified child as I swim frantically for any meager safety I can find

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I like the original Tootsie Roll flavor but it doesn't taste like chocolate. It tastes like brown.

Flavored tootsie rolls are better than the original chocolate ones. Except the vanilla flavor. That one is ass.

finally got myself a v60 Mugen to swap with the glass v60 that came with my hario switch and it makes such good brews for my coffees that's are 2-3 days off roast.

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Mother of god

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I’m so mad at how hard I laughed at this.

Mother of god

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"Your future is a horror story written by your crimes," is such an absolute A+ literary line that you'd be forgiven for forgetting it comes from the Muppets.

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been playing with my coffee grind size and managed to make a blooming espresso on my flair

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You want palestinian books but like me you’re broke? Haymarkets got you

Yeah, there's apparently a 'folder' of pirated ebooks that's making the rounds. There are publishers who are sharing books for free-- that's different. Haymarket is releasing three books rn, including an anthology of futurist fiction from Gaza: www.haymarketbooks.org/blogs/495-fr...

Free Ebooks for a Free Palestine!www.haymarketbooks.org Publishing books on the struggle for justice in Palestine has been a central part of Haymarket’s mission since we published our first book, The Struggle for Palestine, in 2001. Now as ever, we re...

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I also do all my sourdough recipes in grams and bake in fahrenheit I'm really glad I only know how to measure time in hours:minutes:seconds or else I'd probably figure out how to mix in a different time system too

i drink coffee in metric and roast in imperial units. brewing is grams and celsius. roasting is recorded in grams, but input weight is either 4 oz/8 oz, and temperature is fahrenheit

why do basil flowers have to be so pretty when I'm growing it indoor for the leaves

I just connected the dots and realized 3 of my favorite games - New Vegas, Subnautica, and Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl - all have the same premise: You were left for dead and really should be dead, go figure out who did this and why.

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Cursed skeet

Back to the future reboot, now on the prom Marty turns Smells like teen spirit into Djent

too hot to setup the bread machine frankenroaster outside, so I used the clay hand roaster to roast coffee inside and nearly brought a few beans to the mythical Third Crack (burnt)

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*building the torment Nexus* I hope nobody actually thinks it's a good idea to put anyone in this thing

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Was just followed and then unfollowed by this user. They've got a list of supposed "pedophiles" and it very much seems to be targeting those who are openly NSFW, queer, furry, etc. Report, block, mute -- you know the drill.

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BREAKING: Disney VFX workers have voted unanimously to unionize with IATSE. They become the second ever VFX team to form a union. Marvel workers won their union just last month.

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So a lot of people who are in unstable, abusive, and/or periodically violent living situations keep cell phones hidden for emergencies. If you know anyone in such a situation, make sure they know about FEMA's testing of its Wireless Emergency Alert (WEA) system next Wednesday. /1

I learned these 2 characters are the same actor this year and I can't get over it

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Disney gives and Disney takes away. On the one hand they’ve changed the music from jizz to jatz, on the other they’ve officially changed Luke Skywalker’s name to Larry Cum

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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

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It's actually a pretty safe bet at this point that it will happen again

It would be funny for it to happen once, but it is even funnier that this is now a dozen times this has happened.

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i just came up with the phrase "scrumbrained and jirapilled" and, idk, i think that one might become a classic

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BREAKING: Next week 150,000 members of the United Auto Workers will hold strike authorization votes for General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis. The massive UAW contract for these workers expires in just one month, on September 14th.