jj skolnik: my own version of this is the time i had to work a function that blagojevich ended up being the keynote at (when he was governor). many of the people in attendance were spanish-speaking and his keynote had some rambling in it about how he too was an immigrant and then he said “gracias por el pollo”

If Hillary Clinton showed up to the function dressed like Sun Ra and lectured me about voting I would fully dissociate

k

my own version of this is the time i had to work a function that blagojevich ended up being the keynote at (when he was governor). many of the people in attendance were spanish-speaking and his keynote had some rambling in it about how he too was an immigrant and then he said “gracias por el pollo”

like my soul absolutely left my body at that moment

I would die. I would fuckin die

oh my goooooooddddd

I see him jogging once in awhile when I’m biking to work. I’m really going to have to fight urge to shout that at him now

.... was there chicken at the event

it was one of the dinner options but like, still a deeply weird thing to say

i genuinely believe he knew like ten spanish words and used four of them in a sentence

Very "Where is the library"-coded

My only interaction with blago was I caught the train right outside the federal courthouse every day for weeks as he was leaving his trial

“hey, there goes our corrupt governor again”

"shit I'm probably not getting that Senate seat"

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