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If Hillary Clinton showed up to the function dressed like Sun Ra and lectured me about voting I would fully dissociate
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my own version of this is the time i had to work a function that blagojevich ended up being the keynote at (when he was governor). many of the people in attendance were spanish-speaking and his keynote had some rambling in it about how he too was an immigrant and then he said “gracias por el pollo”
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.... was there chicken at the event
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it was one of the dinner options but like, still a deeply weird thing to say
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i genuinely believe he knew like ten spanish words and used four of them in a sentence
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Very "Where is the library"-coded
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My only interaction with blago was I caught the train right outside the federal courthouse every day for weeks as he was leaving his trial
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“hey, there goes our corrupt governor again”
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"shit I'm probably not getting that Senate seat"