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Molly Frances

@mollywolly.bsky.social

Future memoirist.
PROTECT TRANS LIVES 🏳️‍⚧️
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The TV movie “A Case of Rape,” starring Elizabeth Montgomery, kicked up such a fuss that laws were changed to protect rape victims!
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The true essence of the Mirsky’s Cat thought experiment. The cat is both yours and not yours simultaneously. And all of our fates are linked to a random event that may occur, that’s for sure.
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Your cat is right, time IS a mystery.
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Oh. Duh. Being literal and missing the big picture strikes again! Too bad about those girl butterflies, tho. 🥸
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As a copy editor, the “red hot owl” is tripping me up. How would you make an owl red hot? (It’s an awl. ☺️)
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I recently drove behind a Tesla with a bumper sticker that said “Bought it before we knew how awful he is.” That sentiment ain’t good for sales!
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The worst. Just an awful version of a human.
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Not if you keep presenting it as a badge of honor.
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Write about Trump’s evil intentions for the country. You won’t win enough right-wing readers to make up for all the reasonable subscribers you’re losing by sucking his dick.
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Nah, Lorne will just let him host again. Maybe every week!
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It’s brilliant on SCOTUS’s part. They gave the power to the high-minded guy who won’t use it so that the next guy will have it and will absolutely use it.
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Literally everything needs that
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Saw the Dodgers play at Yankee Stadium recently, and the Dodgers fans were loud and plentiful. Freaked me out, really. WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM MOLLY DID THEY CHARTER ALL THE AIRPLANES
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Harley sends her best, albeit slightly skeptical, wishes.
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Weird. Had she just read a lot of Hemingway?
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I find that personally insulting! I had a mad crush on him as a teenager after seeing MASH, Kelly’s Heroes, and Klute. He may have been an oddball, but he was a HOT oddball.
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Damn, I freakin’ love your examples. #lace
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Yeah, that one killlllled me. Can’t wait to see IO2.
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You mean the first one, right? Not the sequel that just came out a few days ago?
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Download the Merlin Bird ID app. It IDs birds via their song, and it told me that the one bird I could hear was a Northern mockingbird that was cycling through calls of 6-7 other birds (I mean, I KNEW there were no red-tailed hawks near me).
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I was there too, and damn I could live inside her voice. She’s 70-freakin’-four and she sounds better than ever.
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“Won’t somebody think of the kittens????”
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That trope turned up in the recent series “Slow Horses” too!
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Woody never acknowledged or apologized. Louis C.K. made a run at an apology, but a big chunk of his fan base (well, me) couldn’t incorporate the dishonesty and cruelty of both the sexual coercion and the cover-up into his comedic persona and so don’t connect. He seems to still have an audience tho.
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Crush now permanently dead. 🤮
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I don’t know how they’re rolling this out, but nobody I know can see the little chat icon at the bottom of the screen yet either.