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Major Dogpenis

@morbius.email

I'm not a real person I'm just like a guy
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@babadooknukem.bsky.social they look like this. The peach and the apple are the best ones imo
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My boyfriend loves to do the little heart fingers and every time he does I remember this photo and say Joe Biden out loud
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Things are looking great on that other app
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And to that I say pee pee poo poo
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@babadooknukem.bsky.social look at my new bracelet a trans guy gave me at a Homestuck themed party I went to it to find out what homestuck is
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Update I got a new bracelet
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The Left HATES to see this
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This is how I hit on people on Grindr
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I mean I might be misreading this but it doesn't seem like they were watching it seems like they weren't allowed in the area by threat of military force by the state of Texas. Which is to be fair not better
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Like 3 weeks ago Google news started showing me the most psychotic shit but this really takes the cake. Who is this possibly for
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Is Google news trying to break into the having racist ads market to compete with twitter
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that's probably good right? not looking into it
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This is how you make your haters your waiters at the table of success
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This is how I started today and people reacted in ways that have absolutely convinced me this is some fascist weird shit
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I believe people are owed as much universal access to joy and dignified treatment as they are owed access to necessary services
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It is a longstanding understanding that not just needs but universal wants are things the left should fight to make accessible to all. That's where the rose emoji comes from
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Tremble in fear as the hated outsiders breach your beautiful pristine oasis
Ok have fun being a fucking loser I guess
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I'm gonna post em on twitter oooooh
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You know what I AM going to find the worst people I can to give these to. I'm gonna go to reddit instead of twitter I'm gonna post them on r/athiesm and I'm gonna tell them that you said the flying spaghetti monster is lame
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Wait so... What's going on here who is getting pregnant in this scenario
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"my hair has to be like this. There's no other way" he added
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