Mortimer Langford

@mortimerlangford.bsky.social

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34 year old recovering Scorpio. Married. Author. IT guy. Unwilling disciple of chaos.
He/Him

Buy my damn book:
https://books2read.com/u/bW5WLx

Learning Portuguese? Here you go:
https://books2read.com/u/3LN2ZD

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What I look like scrolling social media

Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

My parents have read my cyberpunk novel that features a sex scene. I don't know why they still love me.

POV: You're laying in bed, ready to go to sleep, but you have psychophisiological insomnia.

I love stupidly niche, convoluted memes that require 2 hours of explanation

What kind of establishment is this?

Oh hey, look at that. Gemini admits that AI can be inaccurate for several reasons.

It's been so long, I don't remember what we do for Trash Tuesday. So here's my home office trash bin. Is *this* something?

And then suddenly, without any real warning or fanfare, somehow Trash Tuesday returned. Let the spirit of posting possess you once again and reject the concept of the "banger" or "flop" - the only thing that matters today is showing us all your trash. #TT

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Ari Cohn

The government right now:

reskeet a photo of you in red

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I mean... Kinda is

Just a reminder on this day of trans visibility of the importance of being a good ally.

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Cass

Hey, whoever is doing artillery barrages in my neighborhood, can you chill? I have enough reasons to be anxious.

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Jago

Lol What, did someone make an Oopsie Whoopsie Fucky Wucky?

Texting her "I'm built like this btw" and including his pic

... Though I will ALSO occasionally use this one instead

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc

Found out years after the fact that grandad had a long running fight with a jigsaw maker about 60 missing tiles from a 4000 piece set with legal threats on both sides. I would grab handfuls from the box when visiting as a toddler and ate them. Sorry, grandad.

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Mortimer Langford

Counterpoint: If it results in a hilarious meme shirt a la "Free Weezy", then ABSOLUTELY admit to big crimes. I will gladly setup a GoFundme if it allows me to wear a shirt that looks like this.

dear god y’all don’t actually admit to big crimes THIS IS A PUBLIC WEBSITE YA DINKS LMFAO

Eyeing the Imperium player fielding an Inquisitor and watching him get nervous when you ask why there's wires sticking out of his sweater.

Bluesky Support Desk, if it ain't broke, we can change that.

Welcome to BlueSky. What should we talk about today?

Games Released when I was 12 2001 had some solid bangers And also Batman:Vengeance

games released when I was 12 2007 was so good to me

It's so fun having a FB profile. It means getting suspended for 20 days for threatening a non-existent spider only to then get advertisements for shit like this.

Here's the full image of my pfp so you can appreciate my full glory ;)

Advertise your account with just one image

advertise your account with just one image

My wife just showed me this article. Whoever is responsible for this headline seeing the light of day should find a new career because journalism ain't it, chooms.

If polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?