Memento Morty 🌙

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Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

a black cat in Ohio
she/her
Hot Thickle
Definitely not a witch

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Heather’s Book of Shadows

GM bestie

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to play pranks on people

muddle some strawberries and raspberries too there are like 5 shots of tequila in this bad boy

I just got home and I'm about to whip up a margarita with fresh limes, tequila, Cointreau, agave

blep blep

Francie is here with a BLEP vs. MLEM tutorial. A blep is when the tongue is just hanging out at rest, stationary. Mlem is an action word for when the tongue is performing a licking motion - hence the name which is an onomatopoetic interpretation of the sound it makes.

say hello to my bagel friend

I'm going to get a big fat bagel and large iced coffee on my way into work tomorrow and none of you can stop me

him?

Ok you guys promised

🫡

road trip snax

I wanted to buy this today too lol

speaking of shirts, bought this today in preparation for halloween

We went out to an impromptu dinner straight after the gym and I forgot I was wearing my "Die By Thigh" shirt 🙈

yo, can we all just take a moment to appreciate these sandwiches I made with prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, and pesto? 🤌

who doesn't want a baby mothman squishmallow? i know i do

If you’re visiting someone in the hospital and don’t know what to bring, bring a squishmallow. Everyone loves squishmallows.

the coppola one is the goat

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the clay (né sports despair / hobbies guy)

request granted

uhh

Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written

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Memento Morty 🌙

over under on me losing these black studs within 1 month?

had a picnic under this tree and almost fell asleep there

I, for one, have never once been worried about my life span while eating a hot dog

touching grass (it's turf but I'm doing my best ok)

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Jack Burton

listen he might have had me if he stopped at "I fear" but then he had to go and ruin it with the getting to know me part

I listened to a great piece on NPR this morning about Dr. Frank Kameny, an American astronomer and gay rights activist who was fired from his federal job for his sexuality in the 1950s during The Lavender Scare.

THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I 🤙 (new work badge reel just dropped)

I caught one of my coworkers playing Magic: The Gathering on his phone and I had to bully him so hard for it. He doesn't know that I've played and now I can't ever tell him.

When I first moved to Cincy, I fell in love with one specific brewery. It's been a year since I've been. Until tonight.

THIS is the prettiest thing I've seen in this museum (besides myself)

Put one finger down if you're kinda drunk at the art museum about to watch a drag show 🌈

if i really wanted to watch two old men argue I'd watch these guys

when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror 🥵