Memento Morty 🌙

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Memento Morty 🌙

@mortythenurse.bsky.social

Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

a black cat in Ohio
she/her
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Definitely not a witch
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I would eat this tiny origami so fast
Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.
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Yeah. The music at the EOL always gets me.
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I'll take the one dressed as Thor
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My patient's kids are playing the guitar for him and it's so sweet 😭
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Of course. I supply them with organs and they supply me with pens.
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When I get to hell someday, I hope I get a nice set of horns.
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799 biriyani for me and 1 biriyani for someone else
Looove biriyani. Know how to cook well. Don’t have 800 friends—introvert!
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my friend asked the other day how i planned to cover the growing fascism here and i said “i guess continue writing about it til i’m sent to prison? lol” it was a flip thing to say but it’s hard to imagine ever stopping. or fleeing. i’m feeling not quite patriotic, but protective of this country.
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Here is a nice mushroom
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lmao no and I probably just seem weird now
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Flirting with the hospital barista so that I can get a free shot of espresso in my coffee
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This is my favorite photo. Better than any future wedding day photo IMO.
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I'm just as fun sober and think everyone else is too
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I have. I'll watch it with you.
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Fuck yeah, dude. It's a great feeling. I occasionally catch myself feeling a quad or bicep and being happy at how far I've come. Enjoy.
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I started to type “spots comin’ in” and my phone corrected it to “Spots Colin” so that’s his name now
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Lighting off fireworks after the 4th is like trying to get one last jab in days after an argument. No one fucking cares anymore and you sound dumb.
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A mask? What are you afraid of? Smdh.