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@mrmambo.bsky.social

I came back from nirvana......for this?



The problem with existential crises is that the people most in need of one are the least susceptible to having one. Maybe they should be mandated like vaccines.
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*Old Man Weather in W. C. Fields voice* Not the I plaayyy ittt..
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Variation on a theme by Gustavo Gustavibus- me gusto! in G
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No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
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Hello God? It's me, Magritte
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Sometimes the spider wins, sometimes the spider-killer wasp wins. #arachnids #insects
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So we put a dent in a box of Cheetos® and he's all "that's arbitrary at of you to just put those away maybe I wasn't finished and wanted more"
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4th of whatever, wake me up when the bang bangs are over
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Doot doot doot, lookin out my front porch
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Here's one. I have more. You can say the woman in the pic (my sister the painter) built it!!!!
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U gotta shake the tree to thin the fruit
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Friend, if you have a Japan connection, I urge you to try this garlicky chili, oil not sure what to call it. It rules. Amazon are stupid expensive
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A timely reminder from Vlad the Impala to stay hydrated out there, whatever your drink of choice
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Quest for Fire, Beav, you could have remembered that one.
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Even in the reddest of states, fly that freak flag high
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🎶 I'm just sitting here watching the beans go round and round I really love to watch em roll🎶
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Somethings green, post see this if you
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A study in gray- Mississippi kite on a wire against a cloudy sky #birds
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Not so dampish here but the strangest system came through
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One or more of these guys show up around this time every year, and they're just delightful to watch hopping around, doing their job. #bird
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@rickhavoc.bsky.social *over coffee* Hey it was just a thunderstorm here, now it's sunny. RING: There is motion at your front door 5 minutes ago. UPS guy- Shit! Fuck! Piss!
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Only 2 things that money can't buy, brother. Also, update - I anticipated forgetting and tossing the shirt in the wash, so I put it in with the arugula flowers I was collecting. - points to brain--> smooth
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In my early days on bluesky, I posted a hawk, "I'm thinking" was a redtail eating a snake it had caught. Was walking the dog in the neighborhood, and got close enough to get a pic. Couldn't see its 'dinner' until l zoomed on the phone later. ..... (looks through DL folder)
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I knew that about eagle 🪶 s, did not know it included Redtails. Derail: was at a yard sale held by a N. A. artist who had this warshield replica for sale, and the feather gotcha came up. He assured me they were painted goose feathers, lol. The tail and butt are springbok, not native to here so...