Mr. Morbid

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Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 10 years by my love @flaemarus.bsky.social

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John Bull

Congratulations

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This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.

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Prime D-erection.

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A Romanian court is banning Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan from freely traveling the European Union while they wait to be tried on human trafficking charges. www.thedailybeast.com/andrew-and-t...

Andrew Tate Banned From Travel Weeks After Celebrating Freedomwww.thedailybeast.com A new court decision is reversing the misogynistic influencer’s ability to freely travel the EU just weeks after he received his freedom.

That’s the least they could be doing right now but I’m glad they’re at least doing this much. Here in the states they’d be free to go wherever or run for president.

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weird how in a haunted house being ghosted is also a bad thing, but for opposite reasons

I’ve truly never thought of about it like this & you’re 100% dead on

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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮

Goodnight & pleasant dreams Bully

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Things I've spontaneously said to animals. Mailing list: buttondown.email/rosemarymosco Patreon: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon

Mainstream news summed up in a panel.

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Jessica Ritchey

Mainstream news summed up in a panel.

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hell yeah brother

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Jane Goodall thought she had successfully put one over on the circus owner, but Bruno was no fool.

Even with their combined deduction skills IKEA will remain competitive undefeated.

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Isn’t it though 😏

Exactly! According to Robert Reich, statistically immigrants are less likely to commit crimes than non-immigrants. Probably because they’re too scared about being deported if they ever fucked up.

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troyliss.bsky.social

And trust me, I truly appreciate you doing that.

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More like he’s about to whip up an even bigger appetite ammirite?

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I’m just laughing at how bad Tim Scott & Byron Donalds must feel after allowing themselves to be so publicly abused and clowned on by Trump & his friends bc they delusion-ally believed they had a shot at being picked.

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Chuck Topley

The irony that he chose this hypocrite after everything he previously said about Trump prior to joining the right wing grift is definitely not lost on me. I see they finally found his wife’s an immigrant & they’re not happy 😆