her: He's probably thinking about other girls
him: My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us, in our own way, was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Me... or everyone else
At my first IT job (at a guide dog school) I sliced my hand open on the razor sharp case hinge of a Power Mac G3 while replacing a CMOS battery and because it was awkward and hard to bandage it got so infected the head dog trainer took me to the kennel and forcibly applied dog medicine to it
quote post this with a really foolish injury
one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2
I saw a post that said trump got cut by glass from a shattered teleprompter which makes more sense to me so I'm choosing that as the truth now. That's what happened
important to note that something bad did not happen to trump, something bad almost happened to him. "man bites dog" is a story "man almost bites dog" is not
now that we know who the shooter was I feel like I can say I wasn't too worried that a leftie was responsible because if it was us the shots would have been on target. hypothetically, parody, etc
not having a phone for the last four days has really taught me some valuable lessons, like how much I like having a phone, and how much not having a phone really sucks, e.g.
bought myself a used iphone 13 to replace my bricked used iPhone 12. so within 2-3 days depending on FedEx I will be a fully functional human being again
Maybe the lesson here is that the people who built a political movement out of the vigilante revenge fantasies of socially maladjusted and heavily armed people overestimated their own ability to control where, when, and at whom the violence they encourage would be directed.
The degree to which I do not have an opinion about jamelle bouie has been the target of multiple scientific inquiries, so far without conclusive result
I’ve been without a phone for like two days and things are getting grim… today I did like half of a page in an adult coloring book … I felt a “sense of fulfillment”… it’s dire
got to the place we’re staying for a long weekend vacation and immediately bricked my phone by jumping in the pool… typing this from my daughter’s iPad… hell yeah
got to the place we’re staying for a long weekend vacation and immediately bricked my phone by jumping in the pool… typing this from my daughter’s iPad… hell yeah
