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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 7 mo
a christmas parade but it’s going the speed limit
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 7 mo
I’m not going to be happy until it’s like an f1 race. Marching bands running for their lives, Santa sending the VFW float hard into a wall, shredded balloons everywhere
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bozza @bozza.bsky.social · 7 mo
this is giving me distinct memories of my samba band running full tilt up a steep incline at my cities pride parade when the float wouldn't slow down!!!
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 7 mo
It’s freezing out here man. Step on it
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Licking Windows @bizarroland.bsky.social · 7 mo
Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD
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NoHomers Diary @nohomers.bsky.social · 7 mo
[watching] ....................mmmmERRRyy chrismmm.................. ...................errrRRRYY CHRrismmmmm................. ...................apPPPYYY HOllllidddd..........................
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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social · 7 mo
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 7 mo
YES
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Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 7 mo
But still pelting children with candy
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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social · 7 mo
Hahaha
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DJDynamicNC (he/him) @djdynamicnc.bsky.social · 7 mo
Sounds like a good way for Santa to get run over by a reindeer tbh