wednesday: i was like "wow, crystal balls are actually pretty affordable" until i got to the picture of a person holding it mindfulsouls.com/products/pol...

why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

buy the crystal ball bernie

🔫ponder the FUCKING orb old man

in this economy??

i was like "wow, crystal balls are actually pretty affordable" until i got to the picture of a person holding it mindfulsouls.com/products/pol...

Polished Clear Quartz Crystal Ballmindfulsouls.com Deep soul cleanser and a stone of manifestation, this clear quartz crystal sphere is ready to amplify any energy you pour into it. Take our polished Clear Quartz Crystal Ball and place it as a calming...

Ooh he could even get 18 mindful points for this purchase

awww yeah that's more like it check out that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1509...

www.etsy.com

i'd fuckin ponder that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1648...

www.etsy.com

i would buy one of these before i bought a second house, tbh

now that’s ponderin’

genuinely did not know you could buy something so beautiful for so low a price gonna have to figure out if this is the kind of rare gem that would make a good investment lol

i would hold it and turn it in the sunlight at least daily lol

there goes that cup that mutha fuckin cup

Maybe we can get it on layaway and they'll let him come ponder it in person

Foolish not to

i know the results would be disastrous but that looks like you could bounce it

7 years normal luck. I wouldn’t dare

grew up with some small ones as paperweights. pretty neat! there’s seemingly infinite depth irl, at least to a small child

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