wednesday: awww yeah that's more like it check out that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1509...

why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

buy the crystal ball bernie

🔫ponder the FUCKING orb old man

in this economy??

i was like "wow, crystal balls are actually pretty affordable" until i got to the picture of a person holding it mindfulsouls.com/products/pol...

Polished Clear Quartz Crystal Ballmindfulsouls.com Deep soul cleanser and a stone of manifestation, this clear quartz crystal sphere is ready to amplify any energy you pour into it. Take our polished Clear Quartz Crystal Ball and place it as a calming...

Ooh he could even get 18 mindful points for this purchase

awww yeah that's more like it check out that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1509...

www.etsy.com

i'd fuckin ponder that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1648...

www.etsy.com

i would buy one of these before i bought a second house, tbh

now that’s ponderin’

genuinely did not know you could buy something so beautiful for so low a price gonna have to figure out if this is the kind of rare gem that would make a good investment lol

i would hold it and turn it in the sunlight at least daily lol

I don't know if they hold they value but I do know they hold a ponder

i can't spend that much money on a luxury art object unless i know it's liquid in an emergency 🥴

there goes that cup that mutha fuckin cup

Maybe we can get it on layaway and they'll let him come ponder it in person

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