Shiv Ramdas: Before Peter Jackson ever made LOTR, a friend in school discovered that his dad had a rare videotape of a movie version of Lord of The Rings in his cupboard for safekeeping so a bunch of us stole it to watch anyway turns out it was in fact called Lord of the G Strings and was a v diff kind of film

Before Peter Jackson ever made LOTR, a friend in school discovered that his dad had a rare videotape of a movie version of Lord of The Rings in his cupboard for safekeeping so a bunch of us stole it to watch anyway turns out it was in fact called Lord of the G Strings and was a v diff kind of film

It was about an obsessive guitar string maker who specialized in just one tone right?

Leading to the critical question: wound or unwound?

Eru Ilúvatar just plucking away at one simple string while Melkor keeps trying to add an amp and distortion, over the protests of the other Ainur.

Gandalf Big Naturals wasn't there, was he?

Hehehe bsky.app/profile/juic...

now watching the secret fourth film in the peter jackson lord of the rings trilogy

i have a feeling that i inspired this memory hahahahaha

You are absolutely right

"katie why do you bother reviewing old porn parodies" precisely to evoke funny stories like this lmfaoooo

there was some old porn parody I saw in college I wish I could remember the name of because it had the absolute best scene titles "what to do on a hot knight in august" sort of shit

Was it the 1976 erotic adaptation of Alice on wonderland? It had a song called "What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing on a Knight Like This?" craigjclark.livejournal.com/685051.html

What do you do on a hot night in Wonderland?craigjclark.livejournal.com It may come as a surprise to some that 1976's Alice In Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (screened on Valentine's Day at the IU Cinema as part of its Underground series) is far from the least-fai...

the episode of south park that riffed on this just aired, and i have shriveled into a dusty philosophy textbook

i need this desperately now

Spontaneously it makes me think of Dreamquest but idk, been ages since I saw it 🤷

Lol "Throbbin' Hood" with Ron Jeremy as Friar Fuck

GOD that's probably a good one

spongebob porn parody review when

no

Katie, don't forget the lost horror classic by Misty Mundae: An Erotic Werewolf in London. 😊

Sounds like it’s time for a reboot. There is a market just waiting for this

how could i ever!?

Where’s Dildo Daggins?

her name is dildo saggins, please

Doh!

Those takeoffs have their place. Until Grandma's babysitting and can't find her reading glasses.

80's dad/granddad closet porn stash was an important part of gen x development 😁🤣

I have so many questions

I too know the tale of Dildo Saggins... (wish I was making this up)

Was it about violin players?

The extended cut with the Ents pining for the Entwives is... something.

Heh, pining

Oh no. I remember that. It played on Cinemax late at night sometimes.

Playmate of the Apes was far better because it looked like it was filmed in someone’s basement (bad wood paneling and all) it was guys with cheap gorilla masks and gloves and there was a “happy monkey dance”

Were there bad hobbit-name puns? I hope there were.

yes I think they’re called throbbits? I may be remembering wrong. I had a guy friend in high school who found out I loved Lord of the rings and had a copy.

I love it when different people I follow overlap weirdly. bsky.app/profile/juic...

this film also had more non-white characters than the entirety of the hobbit trilogy. namely: one.

#SouthPark

I was gonna say, isn’t this incredibly close to a South Park plot???

Depends if the bigger kids got wind of it or not

Oh he knew what he was getting yall into 😈

Ralph Bakshi approved!

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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)www.imdb.com The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

Shorter, more concise and memorable (I’m guessing).

Very interested to hear how they filmed the Crack of Doom.

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i have been @ so many times about this lmfao. love that i've got a reputation

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