Newton meter

@newton-meter.bsky.social

333

Posts

Implements programming languages. Rides anything on two wheels. Multi-instrumentalist. Listens to music from 1977. Xoogler.

Posts Replies Media

The tyrannosaurs:

The tyrannosaur:

If you see this post a photo without explanation

The cat and dog had to stay in a kennel while I traveled. It’s a nice kennel but they can’t stay together, so they’re glad to be back home.

Stanley

A reminder that the best way to establish that you are who you say you are when you join BlueSky is to post a unique picture of your cat. #proofOfCat is the most valid form of ID

It’s the same in Danish. I couldn’t watch this with a straight face.

The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.

Also: “tight as a gnat’s chuff”.

I learned a new phrase: “to talk cobblers”.

Reply to

Ian Boudreau

Never mind, it’s sold out

Reply to

Shawn Connery

Very interesting, and I love this bit:

I probably shouldn’t be so entertained by interacting with this obsequious bullshitter.

Reply to

Newton meter

Just “bonkers” that there has been more than one genocide since 1894.

Reply to

Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish

Rosie’s good at cuddles, but also very bony and needs to resettle herself a half dozen times a night.

I got it to back down, this time.

Before she felt safe in the rest of the apartment, the cat slept in this basket on my nightstand.

Show off your cat in a box! (Will this work? I want to fill the timeline with cats in boxes. You know, more even than usual.)

Reply to

Timothy Burke

I’m losing it over “appending” in front. That ain’t appending.

Honestly, if they hadn’t posted about this we would never know.

Reply to

Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli

I know there’s a lot going on in the world. But somehow this morning the cat has gotten under the dog’s hind leg.

Reply to

Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish

The dog and cat are “working from home”.

This goose has nested in the ornamental planter on top of the bridge. She hisses aggressively at pedestrians. It scares the crap out of me every time, even though I know she’s there.

Not paying our bus drivers enough and blaming it on the kids.

Pet friends.

The cat has decided that the dog is hers.

Look at these two goofballs

This is the moment when the cat learns that the dog is warm.

Continued

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it? perfect timing tbh

I just adopted her on Wednesday, so it’s her first #Caturday

Whoohoo it’s finally #Caturday 😸🎉

Reply to

Pwnallthethings

Ha ha:

From the Bluesky app. Umm, that’s not really a *type* error.