Just give him the Full Napoleon treatment. Put him on an island in the middle of the Atlantic. The Boaters For Trump will try and rescue him. And then the Houthis will sort it all out.
genuinely i think a key piece of police reform is to just get cops out of traffic enforcement entirely. punt all the misdemeanors-and-fines shit over to DoT. speed cameras and automated ticketing are easier than ever to implement!
Lots of actors in I Think You Should Leave get well-deserved praise but I think the guy who plays Doug in the Dan Flashes sketch has not gotten his due
They're neck-and-neck for me tbh. Gonna need a nuance-off where they each compete to give the most subtle yet textured performance. See who can communicate more with one twitch of the eye. Declare absolute DOMINANCE of emotional restraint
I'm an AI exec and I think to market our AI we should start by remaking widely-regarded masterpieces so that the comparison makes our product look even shittier. I am very smart.
