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writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog

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It’s finally here! For years, @roseveleth.com has been working on an epic series about elite runners who’ve been told they can no longer race as women, because of their biology. TESTED is their story, & the story of sport’s history of dubious sex testing. Ep 1 is now online! link.chtbl.com/Rose_

Testedlink.chtbl.com <p>Who gets to compete?&nbsp;Since the beginning of women’s sports, there has been a struggle over who qualifies for the women’s category. Tested follows the unfolding story of elite female ...

Van Gogh ass clouds

These clouds are called Undulatus asperatus and were spotted in Gorham, New Hampshire Sunday July 14th Credit- Crystal Lee

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JD Vance is one of those most annoying kind of dangerous dumbasses who thinks they’re a genius radical who don’t toe the party line when all he does is just rephrase the same old fascist bullshit as: ‘unions are good! As long as they’re cops and not baristas’ www.politico.com/news/magazin...

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I was pretty confident the rapist sex-cult guy would end up being the worst person to ever get a ticket to national fame from Oprah and yet

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Movies used to have Henry Rollins randomly show up in them. And you'd go "Hey, it's Henry Rollins!"

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Can't believe I'm missing out on Eric Garland's premium tier tweets right now

Unfortunately for us all, all art is Improv Comedy

It’s early, so here’s a trade secret: “Getting better” at art isn’t about not making mistakes, it’s about learning to incorporate them into your final art so they don't look like mistakes.

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(drake rapping in 2025) hey kendrick it's been a while. first of all it's "ephebophile"

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ok so it wasn’t Richard Simmons

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how people managed to make this place more miserable to post on than the site owned by elon musk should be studied by academics

..... Banana?

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I think it's helpful to remember that 95% of the people who yell at other people online about voting aren't doing any electoral organizing at all. Yelling online IS what they think organizing is.

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If the climax of your show is two people throwing glowing orbs at each other it is not mature

people in spring of 2020 hollering about the “maturity” of wandavision,

One of my old crank opinions is that I hate people playing music from their phones on the train but there's a very serious looking guy on here just blasting Yakkety Sax and unfortunately, I must stan

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Hamilton too www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-hole-a...

The Hole at the Heart of the Democratic Partywww.hamiltonnolan.com Labor needs to fill the vacuum. Or else.

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When the France election results are good

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DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS btw

Listened to an audiobook I liked so much I want to buy a physical copy, but the reason I got it as an audiobook in the first place is that there's no more room on my shelves. A real O Henry predicament!!!!

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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

Generative AI is a climate disasterdisconnect.blog Tech companies are abandoning emissions pledges to chase AI market share

Given the state of physical retail, can Macy's really afford to be holding all these big spectacle events every year?

In every Macy's I've ever been to, half their merchandise is on the floor. Maybe let's skip the fireworks and hire someone to secure everything on the hangers.

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Me when I turned 31

President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say.

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. | CNN Politicscnn.it President Joe Biden told Democratic governors during a meeting at the White House on Wednesday that part of his plan going forward is to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so that he could get more s...

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Roses are red, Curry has cumin,

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Transit funding = antifascist praxis

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"Get offline, go outside," say the governor who killed the transit budget and the mayor who killed the parks budget

Have never really been able to write while watching TV, but today.... Today it will be different

Me working on my little script

Unfortunately for you all I'm only on Season 2 of my Murder She Wrote rewatch so I'll be Fletcher-posting for some time yet

Anyway the real-life version of Murder She Wrote would be like, Rian Johnson travelling the country solving like 2 murders a month

Once again thinking about how excited I am to watch Trap in a movie theater :)