Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir): i was becoming overwhelmed with despair so i'm playing dwarf fortress

i was becoming overwhelmed with despair so i'm playing dwarf fortress

i love to sell the caravan my TRASH

thanks for all the shit i haven't figured out how to manufacture yet. enjoy your 400 pieces of jewelry made out of turtle shells

me in real life: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell on the internet to buy food and stuff

me in dwarf fortress: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell to the caravan to buy food and stuff

a giant bluejay has broken into my fortress and has gone down like 5 floors to the workshop level and it keeps fighting my dwarves

a fortress is kind of like a dwarf costco

again???

it menaces with spikes of epoxy resin

haven’t changed out of X(sweatpants)X for 3 days

Sounds about right.

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