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i was becoming overwhelmed with despair so i'm playing dwarf fortress 3 35
i love to sell the caravan my TRASH 1 15
thanks for all the shit i haven't figured out how to manufacture yet. enjoy your 400 pieces of jewelry made out of turtle shells 1 15
me in real life: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell on the internet to buy food and stuff 1 15
me in dwarf fortress: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell to the caravan to buy food and stuff 2 20
a giant bluejay has broken into my fortress and has gone down like 5 floors to the workshop level and it keeps fighting my dwarves 2 29
a fortress is kind of like a dwarf costco 2 1 29
a human consort of someone important has come to my fortress and is fighting another, separate giant bluejay 2 12
my tavern has a dead hamster in a pool of its own blood for some reason 2 1 10
always fun when your bone carver gets possessed. also my bone carver JUST had a kid 1 8
they built a warhammer out of a the bones of the giant bluejay 1 7
Snodub Fiendlizard has joined my fortress for the purpose of soldiering. 2 4
me: a bone carver has secluded themselves in a workshop
my husband: is that good
me: depends where they get the bones from 1 2 9
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A giant hamster or regular sized? I suppose either way it could be a blue Jay victim... 1 1
regular size but the blue jay was on a different level 1
I’ve never had to fight a giant blue jay at Costco. Now I feel like I’m missing out. 4
This just gave me a fortress design concept. 1