Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir): me in dwarf fortress: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell to the caravan to buy food and stuff

i was becoming overwhelmed with despair so i'm playing dwarf fortress

i love to sell the caravan my TRASH

thanks for all the shit i haven't figured out how to manufacture yet. enjoy your 400 pieces of jewelry made out of turtle shells

me in real life: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell on the internet to buy food and stuff

me in dwarf fortress: doesn't know how to make anything except jewelry and other trinkets made from occasional gems but mostly completely worthless materials, which i sell to the caravan to buy food and stuff

a giant bluejay has broken into my fortress and has gone down like 5 floors to the workshop level and it keeps fighting my dwarves

a fortress is kind of like a dwarf costco

a human consort of someone important has come to my fortress and is fighting another, separate giant bluejay

my tavern has a dead hamster in a pool of its own blood for some reason

always fun when your bone carver gets possessed. also my bone carver JUST had a kid

they built a warhammer out of a the bones of the giant bluejay

A giant hamster or regular sized? I suppose either way it could be a blue Jay victim...

regular size but the blue jay was on a different level

I’ve never had to fight a giant blue jay at Costco. Now I feel like I’m missing out.

This just gave me a fortress design concept.

again???

it menaces with spikes of epoxy resin

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