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TRAVIS KELCE: fully vaccinated, body robust, played 21 games, won world championship, dating most famous woman in the world AARON RODGERS: takes fake vaccine, played 75 seconds of football before tendon failure, body as frail as a Victorian child possibly due to preventable illnesses vaccines work
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The choice of photo for Rodgers is 🤌
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coming here to say the same thing! it’s so perfect
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I’m fairly certain that was from when the Broncos stomped him during their Super Bowl year.
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Aaron is the frailest son of the Tsar and Tsarina, only the monk Rasputin is able to relieve the pains of his hemophilia
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He’s the inbred Hapsburg heir Pee Wee Herman played on 30 Rock
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Keep him away from the champagne!
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I believe he also saw normal physical therapists instead of chiropractors for past injuries
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Chiropracters are such scammers it's a shame they're still as widely respected as they are.
I sat in a briefing at the Capital for some chiro lobby and the guy bragging about how chiros have prescribed 0% of the opiates leading to the opioid crisis. No one questioned it, but I sat there laughing to myself because they can't fucking prescribe anything. Except for my shady chiro summer job
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Keep getting YouTube shorts of this chiro cracking people lower backs and jaws and I'm like
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I got one for a dog chiropractor. So it must be a legit field right?
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As someone else said, he's a guy who was good at one thing and naturally thought that made him smart on every other subject.
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There's an unfortunate crossover in the Venn diagram of "hippies who extol the wonders of psychedelics" and "antivaxxers who assume anything made in a lab is dangerous and anything naturally grown is safe". That said, psychedelics are bomb dot com
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I know I shouldn’t laugh at the historical struggle of Victorian children but….•LOL
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Got vaccinated and people mistake me for Travis all the time. Haven’t gone to a Taylor Swift concert because I don’t want to mess up his relationship.
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You really deserve all the best for your selflessness
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The nanomachines in Vaccines actually block the 5G signals the government emits which is why the unvaccinated seem to get hurt and sick.
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Aaron Rodgers has consumption. Perhaps even a case of the Purples, poor sickly fellow
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That foundrymans droop ain't no joke 😄
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Just got my 2024 boost (delayed because I finally got COVID in October) and I now feel superhuman, if not absolutely invincible.
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Travis Kelce: loves his brother and his mom Aaron Rodgers: estranged from his entire family
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You can not fix stupid
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Thank you for this Valentine’s Day present.💝
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How I stopped worrying and enjoyed a good joke
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Kelce: dates Taylor Swift Rodgers: can't even hang on to Danica
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“Body as frail as a victorian child” 😂😂 omg I literally snort laughed. Love it 👏
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Don't forget "dated a B-list actress who promoted eating dirt".
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Here, here, and point! 👍🏽
And yet both of them still have tons of racist fans
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I don’t care if they work or not; making me do anything will activate my peasant brain; that looks for witches and wizards and wants to see them engulfed in flames. I really couldn’t care less if they work. But those dead and dying viruses in a smokable form and I’m there.