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Composer currently writing in the avant / rock-in-opposition / jazz / prog / ??? ‘tradition’ for my phantom band (pending the arrival of the real one). https://mrnoyj.bandcamp.com
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Allan Holdsworth Fred Frith John McLaughlin
Peter Tosh Steve Howe Jamie Glaser
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I‘m not brand-loyal when it comes to buying action trousers 🤓
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Ha! I usually Google it if I’m not convinced I know what it means - but this time I just had a feeling… 🫢 Your dog is brilliant!
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This thread is fantastic 🤗 Thank you for indulging meathead’s peccadilloes
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So, the day before his coronation as GOP candidate he is the target of an "assassination" by a 20yo white conservative NRA member. His 1st thought is to find his shoes. His second is to pose for photos. The next day he goes golfing. Project25 headlines vanish. He falls asleep at his crowning.
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I’m having trouble believing this ‘assassination attempt’ happened as widely reported. Given *everything* about the man.
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I’m now drinking one of these: I mean - wow! It tastes a bit like an ale; it’s got body without being overly floral (as compensation for the lack of alcohol - as is sadly the case with e.g. the Birra Moretti or Peroni alcohol-free). It pisses all over my beloved Becks Blue! Once again - thanks 😃
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Well I have one of these in my hand - it’s really tasty! Thanks for the recommendation 😃
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Sorry you weren’t deemed *good enough*, Gareth Southgate. I thought you did really well, given that your achievements as a manager were unparalleled since 1966, but what do I know 🤷‍♀️
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I spent so long watching mine ripen, I got moonstroke 😞
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It’s not so much a career in politics - he doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone, let alone hold any heartfelt convictions - it’s just a career up a power ladder. Like a mini-trump. Ultimately trump will turn on him though. Generally speaking, Democrats at least care (more) about other people…
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I have a few of his albums (further to my love affair with Relayer). Was he Relayer’s secret ingredient? I’m not too sure - I think that album was the sum of its individual parts rather than purely a miraculous Moraz intervention. Moraz’s solo stuff is a mixed bag…
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Perhaps he actually felt too ashamed to associate with the families, given the gargantuan chasm of sacrifice yawning between their loss and his clever blood capsule trick.
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It was indeed an effective ruse… 😶
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Not all of it - but a plenty bit
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I bet it’s his daughter
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Is the answer Michael & The Extravagants?
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It reminds me of the time he learned the word ‘reciprocal’. Reciprocal. Reciprocal. 😶
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I hear that his spiriting-away-an-assload-of-top-secret-documents case has now been dropped. Poor guy - he needed a break, etc 😶
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We already did that! Ahem.
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Directed at a slightly older audience, aye?
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Thank you very much! 🙏
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. I like Presidential candidates who WERENT shot.
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A very handsome creature 😎
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Character; decency; intelligence
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Shitzu - resident at the place I used to go for a haircut