Will Weldon

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Lack of worth ethic, lack of conditioning, injury concerns

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So deranged seeing UK media posting shit like "thank God vile monster Corbyn is no longer able to twist Labour to his evil whims" and all his supporters are like "my Congolese uncle almost got pneumonia from canvassing for him, then Corbyn personally thanked and credited him for the victory"

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

I get they love each other, but isn't having the guy who was doing borderline financial crimes internationally in all these meetings at best an optics nightmare?

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Will Weldon

Episode 6, now with my good friend Eliza Skinner who, you may surprised to hear, does not like Bill Maher. oldmanweldon.com/ihatebillmaher

Picturing a server rushing out from the back to shush George Clooney while he's eating a steak

I'm always wishing I could say things like "it was the bloody Russians you worthless tit"

Yeah I see why the electoral success of a party with a record like this would make people nervous

Nothing says "the media is sincerely concerned about antisemitism" like this getting absolutely zero play with The News™

He's clearly meant to be a spoiler for the Democratic ticket but RFK Jr keeps staking out positions that align himself with Republicans. Even for an American third party candidate this campaign is unbelievably stupid and bad at this.

I don't think they liked it

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Mr. Am I Being Detained

Enjoy your communist pleasure, tankie

This is maybe the best analysis of almost all campus activism. It would've been the easiest shit in the world to sweep under the rug if the people who want it swept under the rug hadn't started shrieking uncontrollably about it. It's a good thing they're such hysterical babies!

Shows a real familiarity with the product when you say this about the highest grossing MCU film that doesn't feature every Avenger or three Spiders-Man

I can't stress this enough: this was written by a college professor

I was reading about Katie Britt lying out her ass about a Mexican sex trafficking victim and saw this and uh does "white slavery" mean something other than what I think it does?

The four types of blue check reply: 1. Crypto boosting 2. The worst/most pathetic attempt at a joke you've ever seen 3. Someone who's so transphobic they've made themselves mentally ill 4. Onlyfans promotion

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Luke O'Neil

Ha ha ha sensational!

Truly incredible opening and closing statements in this paragraph from a review of "The Predator"

I cannot stress this enough: we have no idea how he keeps getting up here

Character growth? Pretty sus...

Why is Dorit is dressed like a Streets of Rage character

A GOP state lawmaker is backtracking after a bill he filed would have removed first cousins from Kentucky’s criminal incest law, saying the change was an error

Kentucky legislator removes 'first cousins' from bill on incest, then spots mistakewww.courier-journal.com A bill filed by a legislator from Kentucky would have removed cousins from the list of familial relationships barred by incest laws.

The woke mob has prevented us from seeing an all-time bad bit of casting

A massive pedophilia scandal?

This headline makes it seem like the new Doctor Who companion does not put out