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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 15 hr
I have this book from my pre-clinical class work sitting on my bookshelf and though I don't have kids yet I think it will come in particularly handy for this kind of thing.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · a day
To me, staying quiet out of fear of one of these freaks is obeying their demand that descent be silenced in advance. If they want to make it a problem they can make it a problem.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 days
this is why
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 days
who wouldn't vote for this guy
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 3 days
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 3 days
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 3 days
ah. well
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 13 days
it's not complicated once you see the financials
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 14 days
ohh but Biden old Biden old Biden old saith A. G. Sulzberger
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 15 days
so interesting that a guy who looks like this isn't worried
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 15 days
Mr President, a second rapist is running for President
Avatar The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 15 days
A new bombshell report on the presidential candidate also includes a babysitter’s shocking allegation of sexual assault.
RFK Jr. Reportedly Shared Photos of Nude Women, BBQ’d Dogwww.thedailybeast.com A new bombshell report on the presidential candidate also includes a babysitter’s shocking allegation of sexual assault.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 15 days
You don't need to be super strong to do this. Fascism is fragile!
Avatar Matti @mrbtx.bsky.social · 15 days
They are terrified their entire decades-long project is at risk and all we have to do is give it a little shove :-)
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 16 days
Trump, trying to win centrists
Avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social · 16 days
Trump saw Biden completely blow it at the debate and decided “I gotta get more fascist”, which should immediately dispel any notions about if he is a savvy political operator
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 16 days
Seen here posting like a jackass
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 17 days
Sorry. The Democratic party will not be passing over a potential candidate whose popularity graph looks like this
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 21 days
well, that explains it
Avatar Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 21 days
Stop it. Get help.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 21 days
a man addicted to smelling his own farts
Avatar Mollie Wilson O'Reilly @mollieoreilly.bsky.social · 21 days
BRB gotta become the Joker
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 22 days
Finally! A use case for the Genderbread Person diagram!
Avatar Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 22 days
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 1 mo
Eat shit, George
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@emissaryofnight.bsky.social the Latimer campaign called and I got to give them an earful
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 1 mo
brought to you by an absolute dork
Avatar Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 1 mo
What an abominable lesson to draw from the Lincoln-Douglas debates - and just in time for Juneteenth! 🗃️ www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1 mo
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Kansas lawmakers approve a plan to try to lure the Kansas City Chiefs from Missouri by helping to pay for a new stadium.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 1 mo
Avatar CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 1 mo
My latest on the House voting to make enrollment in the Selective Service automatic: "Equality in the service of a broader deprivation of rights is no virtue, and conscription remains an immoral institution at its core." reason.com/2024/06/15/h...
House Passes Bill To Automatically Register Young Men for the Draftreason.com The Selective Service should be abolished, not made more efficient and equitable.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 1 mo
he actually went and did it
Avatar Matthias Prohl @laokoon.bsky.social · 1 mo
Into 42 pieces? What Is the Best Way to Cut an Onion? The cookbook author Kenji López-Alt dives deep into a question of his own, with computer models and all. www.nytimes.com/article/how-...
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
look at him. he's just a smol bean. he's blushing uwu
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
at the country club memorial day BBQ. they skinned the Troop alive for the carving station
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
when the recessional is "patriotic"
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
I think you're trying to have an Argument with someone who is having an Episode
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
Thomas Chatterton Williams blames his abuse of his girlfriend on P Diddy so I guess it makes sense that he'd attribute Kendrick's beheading of Drake to Hamas
Avatar Link. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social · 2 mo
No. Fucking. Way.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
all my apes gone
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 2 mo
Doing a Fast & Furious movie marathon