Alycia the Artist

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ORCANIZE NOW 🐬 End capitalism 💀
Realism Artist, Photographer, & Teacher
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Starting a small craft business - wishlist https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3R3WRKGM7LH9W?ref_

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King fucking BABY jesus christ www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Elon Musk says SpaceX and X headquarters moving to Texas, blames new California transgender lawwww.nbcnews.com The new law bars school districts in California from requiring parents to be notified of a child’s gender identification change.

I love circumcising Otter Pops

Hanes

Timid D

huh, turns out Tenacious D were never tenacious after all

I miss being a wedding photographer 😭❤️💍 I've only photographed one wedding this year and it was a city hall wedding 😭 alyciacreative.smugmug.com/Wedding-Portfolio

Is this guy his dad

If anyone has any Amazon gift cards or codes they don't need, I'd appreciate help getting craft supplies 🪡🧶🎨

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did you read the vogue article about me

What do you think about my elopement special pricing? #weddings #bayarea #weddingphotographer #elopements alyciacreative.smugmug.com/Wedding-Portfolio

Imagine simping for Biden lmfao

Bird drama is our morning entertainment

we’ve started feeding birds in our yard, and I can highly recommend substituting watching their daily drama for watching the human kind waking up early just so I can watch bird TV, like a understimulated house cat

Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do 'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

SPICY PICKLE CHIP🥒

7 day forecast

My bf bought me my super expensive inhalers. He always takes care of my medical needs AND the dogs' medical needs. He paid for Dolly's oral surgery and saved her life. He even got my dad sinus medicine that won't interact with his heart medicine. He's our hero.

I've been working on this fuckin embroidery for DAYS and I'm tired of accidentally stabbing myself lmfao I wanna draw now

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An escalade exploded behind my house a few minutes ago 😲💥 Poor Rox thought it was fireworks Fireman asked my bf why he's up so early, he said WORK, BUD 🤣

He brought home Tillamook marionberry pie ice cream

I'm literally so lucky to have met my bf 😭

Without the pretty pink ribbon You'd end up just like me

I'm literally so lucky to have met my bf 😭

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Just remembering this moment from the January 6 commission, for no reason in particular. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

'They're not here to hurt me': Former aide says Trump knew Jan. 6 crowd was armedwww.nbcnews.com Cassidy Hutchinson described violent outbursts from the former president on Jan. 6.

Dude... I watched the video... That was really scary. It might have just grazed him though. Holy shit.

I meant to post my new top today but I played Sims for 10 hours instead

I took dance classes as a kid and literally NEVER stopped doing the stretches 🤣

How my bf broke his foot 🤣🤣🤣

[eyes a warehouse] I bet I could drive a forklift

Just be sure to hire someone like me to document it! Here are some of the backyard weddings I've photographed!

"The Perfect Wedding is a demon who targets women’s insecurity, their instinct to steal glances around the room at what other women are doing. He must be exorcized at all costs." - @raxkingisdead.bsky.social writes on the absurdity of costly weddings. www.welcometohellworld.com/you-dont-nee...

You don’t have to do any of thatwww.welcometohellworld.com You don’t need to get married like a rich person

UGH I fuckin hate driving in Cupertino White tesla white tesla white tesla