Orcish Law: Well, there's Jenna Ellis... nope, nevermind, Colorado just got her. Maybe John Eastman? Nope, he's out too. I think Sidney Powell (somehow) still has her license?

Ohhhh Null...you are...absolutely fucked. Just ohhhhh boy.

ha ha ha ha ha ahem I mean oh no

Based on his Twitter posts he seems to think that the fact that they're telling him about it means the case is closed and it's all over. Oh Josh...you poor, naive chucklefuck

LOL... that just means that the real pain is about to start. Hope he's got a fucking terrible lawyer.

Maybe we should refer him to Ty Beard

Well, there's Jenna Ellis... nope, nevermind, Colorado just got her. Maybe John Eastman? Nope, he's out too. I think Sidney Powell (somehow) still has her license?

Does Orly Taitz still have a license?

Dental or attorney license?

I'll accept either. She's just as qualified to practice law either way.

Then you may be in luck!* *not to be confused with "good luck"

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