rahaeli: Maybe we should refer him to Ty Beard — Subium • Bluesky web client

Ohhhh Null...you are...absolutely fucked. Just ohhhhh boy.

ha ha ha ha ha ahem I mean oh no

Based on his Twitter posts he seems to think that the fact that they're telling him about it means the case is closed and it's all over. Oh Josh...you poor, naive chucklefuck

LOL... that just means that the real pain is about to start. Hope he's got a fucking terrible lawyer.

Maybe we should refer him to Ty Beard

Does Giuliani still have his license?

He's on the last step before permanent disbarment in DC and is suspended pending disbarment hearings in NY, and I think those were the only states he was licensed in

Surely Rudy would be willing to take on a new client regardless. He generally doesn't seem to care what the rules are.

He’s a stand-up guy. America’s Mayor!

So you're saying there's still time?

Uh, check your watch. What time is it?

Well, there's Jenna Ellis... nope, nevermind, Colorado just got her. Maybe John Eastman? Nope, he's out too. I think Sidney Powell (somehow) still has her license?

Does Orly Taitz still have a license?

Dental or attorney license?

I'll accept either. She's just as qualified to practice law either way.

Then you may be in luck!* *not to be confused with "good luck"

I hear Nick Rekieta is more affordable. Doesn't have as impressive a list of areas of practice as Beard, but definitely more affordable. Maybe they can work together?

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