Could someone please inform my neighbors that there's a fireworks ban? Or empower the fire department to issue citations? Or make the cops fucking care? Because the booms have been going today intermittently since 10 a.m. and I am about ready to find & [redacted] every one of these motherfuckers.
Out here in rural-ass Chesapeake, I know there's going to be a lot of noise and the dogs are going to have a fit. But the houses are also real far apart where I live, so we've never had any fire issues.
