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Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social · a day
KOSA has the potential to break the internet irrevocably. VPNs, tracking blockers, encryption tools, and many other services we use to protect our privacy online are in danger if KOSA is allowed to become weaponized by the GOP. All the “good intentions” aren’t going to save us.
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While constructive, these improvements remain insufficient. I fear KOSA could be used to sue services that offer privacy technologies like encryption or anonymity features that kids rely on to communicate securely and privately without being spied on by predators online.
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Kylie Sertic @kyliesertic.bsky.social · 2 days
Hani Almadhoun , Rep. Tlaib’s guest, supports his family still in Gaza to run a kitchen to help feed people, and you can donate to support them: www.gofundme.com/f/Hot-meals-...
Avatar Alexander Chee @Alexander Chee · 2 days
The coverage of Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s protest of Netanyahu in the chamber as he spoke mostly does not mention it is also her birthday today. To thank her for her courage, and for her birthday, today I donated to her campaign fund. secure.actblue.com/donate/rashi...
Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhounwww.gofundme.com Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza
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Kashana @kashana.bsky.social · 2 days
I love “the race card,” an item that definitely exists and has allowed racial minorities to achieve systemic equality.
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WaPo woke up and decided it really needed an unsourced "We all know it's because she's Black" story.
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 10 mo
Japandroids
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 6 days
"Breakout character? I'm the OUTBREAK character" A line I just thought of that could be used in an Osmosis Jones movie
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 5 days
I got the knowledge friends we are gonna be ALLright
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
Out of context Heatposting
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
What if Gregor Samsa awoke as a bug and it was on Earth from Starship Troopers?
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 3 days
All cheese is cheese all the way through
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Ad for burrata on insta: "the cheese that comes with cheese inside"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 5 days
Regular cheese is even more nifty. Disgusting tasteless wax with wonderful cheese inside? Now that's a magic trick. Now that's a reveal.
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Ad for burrata on insta: "the cheese that comes with cheese inside"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 4 days
I don't believe that those fish that give you pedicures are getting that much nutrition from dead skin cells. They just do that cus they're into that shit
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 4 days
Got offered a bird's eye chilli and felt what the host says on Hot Ones sometimes that he felt a "head high"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 5 days
Make your girl dinner and ask her is it whet
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i would hate it if my appetite got "whet"
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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social · 7 mo
MY BODY: hey do you wanna know the score ME: no I’m busy MY BODY: ok sorry ME: MY BODY: we’re losing btw
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 4 days
I don't believe that those fish that give you pedicures are getting that much nutrition from dead skin cells. They just do that cus they're into that shit
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 5 days
Make your girl dinner and ask her is it whet
Avatar Hotwheels Sisyphus @Hotwheels Sisyphus · 7 mo
i would hate it if my appetite got "whet"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 5 days
Regular cheese is even more nifty. Disgusting tasteless wax with wonderful cheese inside? Now that's a magic trick. Now that's a reveal.
Avatar Hotwheels Sisyphus @Hotwheels Sisyphus · 8 mo
Ad for burrata on insta: "the cheese that comes with cheese inside"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
Polly pockets are so advanced now
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this makes me feel like my brain is on fire
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
zz top cover but for toddlers: she's got legs and now she knows how to use them
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
CPAP machine is called that because it's for people with C PAPnea
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
Aliens are fake except for Spring-heeled Jack , who was very real
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
I must be so strong
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Whoa my phone was falling so I put it in between my thighs and that made the Bluetooth signal to my headphones seriously flicker
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
Eating they nuts Saving they raisins for Sunday
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 yr
I'm a traditionalist my kid's name is System Mechanicus
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no fucking way
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 7 mo
stagflation is when a male deer puts its thumb in its mouth and blows and its antlers blow up like balloons
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 6 mo
Listening to LDR (Long Distance Runaround)
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 3 mo
"wow christianity sure has a lot of imagery taken from Neon Genesis Evangelion"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Had a very modest dream. I was wearing insoles and it helped me with my foot pain
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Parents don't have mental illnesses, they're just crazy. "i think my dad is neurodivergent" So close! The word you're looking for is "insane"
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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1 mo
I really enjoy it when food is yummy